Strangest thing people have trolled or spammed on you

[DANEgerous]

So yeah rather obvious what i mean by just the title here. but what is the most off the wall troll, hate mail or spam you have ever revived. Mine is a hate mail from Yahoo! Answers as aa Christian that accept evolution and has not problem with homosexuality. Here i will just post it

"You is a fag and will die in hell! You hate Jesus and are of satin not Jesus yo are NOT a CHRISTIAN! you no idea what it even means to be a Christian! Go suck Lion penis you you gay man see how that works you will die and burn in hell forever and ever but Jesus still loves you even if you can not see him as you burn forever! ha ha ha! This is a warning!"

So... yeah this was honestly the first o what i assume to be troll hate mail about 5 nearly replies exist. Oddly all involve "Suck Lion penis" then in some fashion a Lion killing me ways that include "bye eating of you and eating you till dead" share your bad troll experiences.

 

[GistoftheFist]

You are of satin? I guess he's a man of the cloth.

 

[LordFish]

Some girl I used to hook up with started randomly calling me at all times of the day and night a blowing raspberries down the phone, it was a blocked number but I know it was her. She even made phantomraspberryblower@gmail.com to email me. To this day I don't even-

 

[Rawne1980]

eating you till dead

I'm not sure so don't take my word for it but i'm pretty certain being eaten until death may be a bad thing to happen.

Not quite as bad as being bombarded with dodgy spelling until your eyes melt but slightly bad all the same.

On Topic....

The only one I can recall is someone yelling into his mic that I fuck mums.

He laughed when I agreed that I do fuck mums.

He stopped laughing when I said i'd be fucking my kids mum after that match.

 

[DANEgerous]

You are of satin? I guess he's a man of the cloth.

And no hybrid blends of cloth if you go by Leviticus :3. But yeah... like i said a direct quote no spell check or corrections, but for my "gay man" actions satin is not bad i suppose but I prefer silk, so smooth... and it washes out far better. Anyway To much information on that topic

 

[MrStab]

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Furries are all good and well but I do not advise you to go and try sucking the penis of any lion, I fear it will end badly for you.

 

[Frozen Fox]

/sigh. Another thing i can reply to with being a furry. I got an email about hoe i was a furry and gay then got spammed picture of animal penises by someone in to bestiality wich does not interest me in the slightest.

Also apparently all gay guys are total sluts it many people an have been offered sex for threesomes in hand written notes written in hideous day glow "look how gay i am" colors many of which I replied to with "i am not gay enough for that" which make me feel kinda bad in hindsight, still I am not going to sleep with random strangers that is just creepy.

Also i think this is a homoerotic anime

you you gay man

if not it would be a fantastic title "next time on you you gay man! you you has sex or something. (explosion, bad dubbing, Huge eyes, tentacles)"

 

[Spambot 3000]

Nothing to my memory, although I could give a few examples of strange things I've spammed/trolled to my friends.

 

[DANEgerous]

Furries are all good and well but I do not advise you to go and try sucking the penis of any lion, I fear it will end badly for you.

Yeah even as a furry I will go with Frozen Fox

bestiality... does not interest me in the slightest.

in fact I find it rather ... well disgusting to be honest , so no worries.