Strangest thing you get paranoid about.

[Alphakirby]

Ok how bout this
1.Fear that a rollercoaster that I'm riding will break down ala Final Destination 3
2.Fear of heights
3. Fear of the mind plague known as My Little Pony (No,I'm not kidding,it's kind of unnerving to think that barely watching one episode can cause ponies in your head,I somehow believe that watching all the episodes will help me get over this,but overall it feels akward watching it on TV when anyone is in my house.) On an unrelated note,I have DirecTV which has the Hub and I swear to god that a few minutes ago when Strawberry shortcake was on,I felt my soul being smashed with a sledgehammer as I looked for the remote.

 

[Flyingchciken93]

I dont wear a watch cause im paranoid the goernment are using them to monitor peoples heartrate during certain activities

 

[jurnag12]

I dont wear a watch cause im paranoid the goernment are using them to monitor peoples heartrate during certain activities

...why would they do that?

 

[ripdajacker]

I get extremely paranoid when I see the cops, I don't know why. And every time I get pulled over by the cops I act all paranoid, which makes them even more suspicious.

 

[Esotera]

That my friends don't exist...I've refused to talk to one of my friends for half a year because of this. Also, I'm convinced that my local bus company is smuggling drugs. Their drivers just look too shifty.

 

[WillCourt]

When I'm walking past someone, (and perhaps they are particularly unattractive) and I think something horrible about them for no reason.
Then I begin thinking over perhaps they can read my thoughts, and if so then they must know that I suspect them of reading my thoughts. So I casually watch to see if they start running shouting:
"HE KNOWS!"

 

[New Troll]

Whenever I see a cop I don't know I always get nervous fearing they're coming to take my son away from me. I wouldn't put it past his mother to turn me in for kidnapping or something.

 

[Vault101]

that cutscenes in games are out of sync with the sound

after a few experiences I watch the charachters lips now....

 

[Tav73]

Edit: Edit: Words.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Ducks.
I don't know why I'm scared of them, but the mere sight of them gives me a sense of impending doom...

Are you the stig?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Slender Man. Yes I know he isn't real. But still! Marble Hornets has blurred that line to near nothing! Have you ever watched it at 3AM?! Have you!? How scary some of that shit is!? Just... Someone hold me. I'm scared. ._.

Also Cats. Those evil bastards are planning something. I just know it. >_>

 

[Agarth]

Spiders. God, I hate those things. It really doesn't help that I recently watched Lord of the Rings: Part 3 (Extended version)
Giving away personal information for anything.
Whenever playing a bethesda game and ending up in a badly lit cave.
Once right before a match of LoL (League of Legends) someone said "Your ready ****?" the **** representing my name. I'm pretty sure that's a valid thing to be paranoid about.
Saying what my name in anything other than real life.
I always feel like someone or something is going to kill me in my sleep, so I sleep as little as I can without becoming a zombie.

That sort of stuff.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Thinking that other people are talking about me. That, and my fear the the stove is left on at night and I've even caught it a few times, too!" Good thing I'm not as paranoid about it as I used to be...

 

[warprincenataku]

Umbrellas, I am always aware of them when it's raining. The immediate fear is getting poked in the eye, which is also where I think the 'bad luck opening an umbrella indoors' comes from.

 

[EmzOLV]

Ducks.
I don't know why I'm scared of them, but the mere sight of them gives me a sense of impending doom...

They freak me out too. We're right by a massive river here, on site, and there's loads of ducks. I made a comment about not walking back via the towpath the other night, saying that ducks could easily hide flick knives, and what's more, they hate all of us humans.

My friend said it was disconcerting to hear my first concern was not one of assault or mugging, but ducks with flick knives.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

Centipedes and large spiders.
Getting wrinkles, even though I'm 21.

 

[Viral_Lola]

When I'm driving and I see somebody throw a cigarette out the window. I have this abnormal fear that it's going to some how cause my car to catch on fire.

 

[Palademon]

This may not be strange,
but I tend to get really paranoid when Im sitting
in class and some random girls start to giggle, I think its about me.
Not always though, just sometimes....

This, even on the bus I'm always thinking "THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING ABOUT ME".

WHYY CRUEL WORLD...

No but i guess its the same for everyone. You see someone laugh in your general direction and you think its about you :/

Oh, I KNOW it's about me on the bus. Who else would they be talking about when they say "Look at that long haired ginger. I can't tell if it's a guy or a girl"?

 

[Doclector]

Chest hair.
I am a very odd person.

Your own, or other peoples?

Not that it really turns out any less odd either way...