Strangest thing you have done in a Bethesda Game?

[Cbargs]

I dismember all my victims with a ripper in Fallout 3. Then I find a nice place to put them all.

 

[Meggiepants]

Fallout:

All the special items in that game are carefully displayed in my house.

I leave dogmeat in my Megaton house so he's there when I get home, and I make sure to pet him whenever I visit.

I will undress when I get to my Megaton home sometimes, because I imagine my clothes need washing...

This is somthing I tend to do. I'm actually role-playing as a scavenger and whenever I get back to my Megaton House: I put all my weapons and armour in a locker, put on a Wasteland Settler outfit, pet Pet Dogmeat and settle down for a meal and a bottle of water.

The only way to play! I also save all my Nuka Cola and put it in my Nuka Cola machine. I have water, vodka and whiskey in there too, you know, to make it a proper vending machine. My Megaton house is way more happening than my real house.

 

[Ironboot]

While it wasn't personally me who did this, I saw this. Imagine that quest where you can either help the paranoid Wood Elf, or not. I chose not to help him, so he went on a rampage. Following him, I saw a guard kill him, put his sword away, take his battleaxe, go back to his post, come back to the body, crouch down, and go "Hmm, still warm. There's a murderer about!"

I experienced something similar which made me laugh quite a lot... The flaws of Oblivion and Fallout 3 are almost the best parts.

In Oblivion, there's a quest where you get locked inside a house with about five other individuals. Your mission is to murder all of them without any witnesses. I don't see the point of the "no witnesses" part since they'll all be dead in the end and no one will be able to tell anyone, but whatever.

After killing all but two of them, the only remaining soon-to-be victims were a young man and and old woman. The man saw the dead bodies and ran up to me, told me that the old lady must be the murderer and proceeded to tell me that we should kill her to protect ourselves. I agreed with him when he suddenly grabbed a knife and chased the lady around the house for a while.

He killed the old lady and calmly walked away from the scene. As he approached me, I assumed that he was going to tell me that he was relieved that the murderer was dead. Instead, he looked at me and said something like "She is dead too now... We're the only ones left... And I know that I'm not a murderer!" and started running.

Seems like some Oblivion characters suffer from a serious case of schizophrenia.

Oh, jeez, that sucks. Did you lose the bonus?
I think I remember doing that mission once, I was a Wood Elf, and as soon as I came in, the Redguard just attacked me, no reason, or anything, just grabbed a dagger, and started slashing me up.
Needless to say he ended up with about 20 arrows in his face.

This was probably more than a year ago; I can't recall what happened to my reward... And to be honest, I wouldn't care if I didn't get the bonus. It was just so fun.

I actually feel like playing Oblivion again after seeing this thread. It reminded me of all the bizarre scenarios that can occur.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

killed everyone in a village. WHAT! they had enchanted items they sold pretty well(oblivion)

 

[Winfrid]

Variations of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Cp4P9zuy8&feature=related

Stupid Tenpenny

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Well, this isn't that strange but, once a supermutant said "You can't hide from me!", so from that point on, I always say that when I see a supermutant. It makes me laugh.