Strangest threat ever
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It's not so much a threat as an insult, which my friend said to another friend a few years ago;
"Your nose is so big you can smell the future"
"Your nose is so big you can smell the future"
I do that all thetime, but usually I'm too lazy to find their ouse, so I just stare at them until they back down.SnootyEnglishman said:
This is by far the best threat anyones ever done.
Afew swear words but nothing too bad, apart from you may die of laughter.
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw[/link]
Afew swear words but nothing too bad, apart from you may die of laughter.
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw[/link]
I think one of the best was a drunken pillock coming out with this gem: (Slurred badly) "You think you're so smart...wanna see how smart you are when I've drunk your aftershave and fucked your teapot?"
It was at that point I began to suspect that he was drunk AND high...I still have no idea who he was (not that I care) and what exactly it was I did to upset him.
Wardy
It was at that point I began to suspect that he was drunk AND high...I still have no idea who he was (not that I care) and what exactly it was I did to upset him.
Wardy
Well, I'd have to say the strangest threat I've ever received came from my own mind.
See, I was asleep, having a dream, and I was in a fantasy world (Yeah, no shit, huh? Especially coming from a gamer from a gaming community on a gaming website/forum.) and I had gotten a letter from a courier that works for a fence that I sell illegal goods to. T'was not good news, but that's irrelevant. She wanted a tip, but I had no money, as I had just bought a house because I was tired of beating the shit out of a bunch of bandits inside of caves every night. Of course since I wasn't able to pay her, she was pissed. And here's where the weird threat comes in: "Do not make me take off this mask.", I shit you not. And how is that a threat? Well, I'd guess since she was a Kitsune that meant she was threatening to breathe fire on me, but I never gave her the chance to do that, so I can't say for sure. And of course I chose the obvious counter-threat to that: "Go ahead, do it, see what happens."[footnote]Well, come to think of it, that could be seen as perverted. I was male, she was female, she was going to take off her mask uncovering her face and mouth, and I said "see what happens."[/footnote] I'll stop there, since I already got to the weirdest threat I've received as of late.
Needless to say, that was an interesting dream.
...What?
[small]Why are you looking at me like that?[/small]
[sub]I'm not crazy...[/sub][footnote]Man, I need to stop looking too far into my own mind. I creep me out.[/footnote]
See, I was asleep, having a dream, and I was in a fantasy world (Yeah, no shit, huh? Especially coming from a gamer from a gaming community on a gaming website/forum.) and I had gotten a letter from a courier that works for a fence that I sell illegal goods to. T'was not good news, but that's irrelevant. She wanted a tip, but I had no money, as I had just bought a house because I was tired of beating the shit out of a bunch of bandits inside of caves every night. Of course since I wasn't able to pay her, she was pissed. And here's where the weird threat comes in: "Do not make me take off this mask.", I shit you not. And how is that a threat? Well, I'd guess since she was a Kitsune that meant she was threatening to breathe fire on me, but I never gave her the chance to do that, so I can't say for sure. And of course I chose the obvious counter-threat to that: "Go ahead, do it, see what happens."[footnote]Well, come to think of it, that could be seen as perverted. I was male, she was female, she was going to take off her mask uncovering her face and mouth, and I said "see what happens."[/footnote] I'll stop there, since I already got to the weirdest threat I've received as of late.
Needless to say, that was an interesting dream.
...What?
[small]Why are you looking at me like that?[/small]
[sub]I'm not crazy...[/sub][footnote]Man, I need to stop looking too far into my own mind. I creep me out.[/footnote]
Wait a minute, I just thought of another insanely demented, very perverted threat: "I'm going to rape your body while it's still warm, after I slit your throat." And given how blood-thirsty and literally insane the guy who said that is, I wouldn't be surprised if that threat was a promise. T'would be awesome to hear someone say that to someone else in real life, and to see the look on not only their face, but everyone around them!
So my favorite one of all time i heard about 2 years ago while playing wow.One of my friends was this Canadian guy,one of the nicest guys ive ever met,you could call him any mean cruel derogatory thing to his face with all the rage you could muster and he'd just chuckle and think your kidding.But one of his threats and probably the meanest thing he ever would say was Im going to junkpunch you in the man business,just hearing him saying it with that canadian accent was so hilarious you couldnt help but laugh.
I once got into a dispute with another driver outside of his house.
After all the usual profanities, gesticulation etc I then just resorted to
"Your Fat"
"Look at you Fatman, your fucking fat"
and then finally
"You gonna die because your so fat"
Not much of a threat really, but about a month later I drove past and there was an ambulance outside his house, over the next few weeks there were lots of sympathy cards etc in the windows of his house.
Before anyone points out the stalker-ish element to this story I live around the corner from the house and have to drive oast if i'm going anywhere.
After all the usual profanities, gesticulation etc I then just resorted to
"Your Fat"
"Look at you Fatman, your fucking fat"
and then finally
"You gonna die because your so fat"
Not much of a threat really, but about a month later I drove past and there was an ambulance outside his house, over the next few weeks there were lots of sympathy cards etc in the windows of his house.
Before anyone points out the stalker-ish element to this story I live around the corner from the house and have to drive oast if i'm going anywhere.