Strangest way you have been woken up.

[Yingyangathena]

My sister got up before me one weekend, and she decided that she wanted to play music on the computer. She set it up to play everything in her music folder and cranked it up full blast on the speakers...the first song was 'One Winged Angel' opera version...we have very thin walls...

 

[mexicola]

recieving oral sex. BEST WAKE UP EVER!

I hear it is a good way to wake up.

Strangest way was having someone lay on me. I woke up feeling really, really fat. I was like ''well...that's my que to exercise'' then I was like '...' then I saw her. She was laying ontop of me. D:

Course, I woke her up by giving her a wet willy.

Off topic: What the fuck! You joined less then a month ago and already you have 2000 posts!?

*storms out and slams the door*

 

[The3rdEye]

Waking up with a freshly bruised arm thanks to my (at the time) girlfriend Jasmine.

After much swearing on my part, she explained that I was talking in my sleep;
"...*mumble*... Jasmine... in a tank top... *hysterical laughter*..."

What followed was more laughter on my part and more punching on hers. One of my favorite stories to this day.

 

[adledog]

My brother decided to slap me in the face at 7 on a saturday. for absolutely no reason other than that he was bored

 

[Sleekgiant]

In a pool of my own blood.....what you think I'm joking.

Spoiler: Its just text

Mkay back a couple of years ago I had to have a skin graft in my mouth, thus they cut part off the roof of my mouth off and used that. So every day for a week I woke up in a pool of blood or with a mouth full of blood. In fact on the last day I nearly died from blood loss, YAY for surgery.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Mosquito flew up my nose, I gagged, rolled off of my bed, and sneezed the little bastard out, he was absolutely gooped in snot, and was on a peice of paper, so I was able to just toss 'em in the trash and climb back into bed.

I hope it suffered slowly before it died, trying to suck the blood out of my brain...

 

[Juven Ignus]

I woke up leaning against the frame of my bathroom door with wet underwear. My mom had filmed the events.

Apparently, I was sleepwalking my way to the bathroom, but fell asleep again halfway there. Standing up.

 

[erbkaiser]

#1: Walking down the street after a party. Apparently I had fallen asleep at some point, but remained standing. My mates just pulled/dragged me outside, and I woke up while "sleepwalking".

#2: Halfway down the stairs at my home, face on the floor and legs a few steps up, with my cat sleeping next to me. From the bruises I could tell I must've fallen down them but apparently just went back to sleep. Was woken up when someone else needed to go downstairs.

Yeah, I tend to sleepwalk if I drink too much.

 

[Citrus]

I was ten. My mom shook me awake and screamed, "Wake up, your bird is dead!"

Worst morning of my life. I loved that bird.

 

[hazabaza1]

Cat vomit in the face.
Do I win for strangest?

 

[Sodoff]

1)
One fateful night my late hamster (RIP Albert) had SOMEHOW gotten out of his cage, it then jumped down and SOMEHOW climbed into my bed..
I woke up with him crawling around my feet ...
I jumped out of bed wich resulted in the hamster flying up in the air and landing (alongwith my cover) on the floor.. he was okay though

2) a girl riding my best friend like a cowboy... I pretended to not notice and rolled over and went back to sleep. ( It was at Roskilde Festival and I was drunk as fuuck, So I really couldent care less, besides.. Who wants to cockblok their best friend in the middle of.. well that)

oh before you ask me and my friend shared a tent.

 

[xDarc]

My best friend, who I never see before noon, came into my room at 9am with my dad, both of them grinning like idiots, to tell me his father hit the lotto for 2.4 million dollars.

I believe fuck you was my reply.

 

[SovietSecrets]

On top of a washing machine with a half naked girl below me. I guess I was not nice enough to offer here the washing machine and had her on the ground.

 

[Yarggg]

Getting a fart in the face... and the he sat on me.

 

[ace_of_something]

I think a lot of people are mistaking strange with 'sexual' or 'best' ...

I rented a house for a while with some friends and we used to throw parties long in to the night (it was in a weird property spot so there weren't many other houses around it). One day after a paticularly long night I heard a gentled and repeated 'taptaptaptap' on my window.
I opened the blinds and one of my friends was on there with Burger King breakfast food and wearing a rubber 'the king' mask he had purchased (and I remember a T-Shirt with Jason Vorhees on it). This caused me to almost shit myself in part because my room was on the 2nd floor. He had climbed on to the roof and walked around the house and stood in front of my window. Apparently he tried to wake up everyone on the ground floor first but they were heavier (see: very drunk) sleepers than I.

I was mad at first. Than I got free food and all was forgiven.

edit: this was about 3 or 4 weeks after those commercials first aired. He bought the mask off the internets.

 

[Marine Mike]

Being hoisted to the ceiling by a rope attached to my feet surrounded by a group of masked guys with AK-47's pointed at me in Iraq... probably the closest I have come to soiling myself in my adult years, hilarious practical joke though.

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Once a month I sneeze and wake up. I'm confused 0_o

 

[Woodsey]

Being hoisted to the ceiling by a rope attached to my feet surrounded by a group of masked guys with AK-47's pointed at me in Iraq... probably the closest I have come to soiling myself in my adult years, hilarious practical joke though.

Well that's just mean.

OT: When I was about 5 I woke up when I got my head stuck in between the bed and the wall. I cried.