Pair of (rather cheerful) workmen came to replace my door. They proceeded to remove the hinges and make off with it, leaving me with a rather chilly breeze for six hours.
Strangest way you have been woken up.
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Ain't it the truth(but that's best wake up)Raiha said:
Strangest was when i woke up to my girlfriend shouting at my PC as she played TF2(she wasn't getting clobbered she was raping face)
Three stories.
1) Got a kitten. Went to bed. Woke up dreaming of being attacked by the fur-covered parasite from Star Trek:TOS. Instead, I found the kitten sleeping curled up on top of my head. A warm, soft, almost prickly feeling on top of your head. With a tiny bit of weight.
2) I was at a convention called I-Con on Long Island. My friends had been telling me about Monty Python on the way there. She, her sister and I were sharing a room in this dinky motel. I got too tired to stay around midnight, went back to the hotel and fell asleep. I woke up to the sound of a crash as the door opened. I rolled over in bed, saw two dark silhouettes in the door and the first thing that went through my sleep-frazzled mind was "No one Expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
3) When I was very young, VHS tape machines came out. We didn't get one for a while, but one of Dad's co-workers let him borrow one. And the home-taped movie tape he let us borrow had "Poltergeist" on it (along with two others I don't remember). So of course, we watched it that night. I went to bed terrified, and my mom woke me up because I was kicking the wall rather frantically, and she was afraid I'd cave the wall in. You see, I knew a bit of martial arts, and I was trying to keep Satan away from me in my dream by kicking him... And my feet hurt.
1) Got a kitten. Went to bed. Woke up dreaming of being attacked by the fur-covered parasite from Star Trek:TOS. Instead, I found the kitten sleeping curled up on top of my head. A warm, soft, almost prickly feeling on top of your head. With a tiny bit of weight.
2) I was at a convention called I-Con on Long Island. My friends had been telling me about Monty Python on the way there. She, her sister and I were sharing a room in this dinky motel. I got too tired to stay around midnight, went back to the hotel and fell asleep. I woke up to the sound of a crash as the door opened. I rolled over in bed, saw two dark silhouettes in the door and the first thing that went through my sleep-frazzled mind was "No one Expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
3) When I was very young, VHS tape machines came out. We didn't get one for a while, but one of Dad's co-workers let him borrow one. And the home-taped movie tape he let us borrow had "Poltergeist" on it (along with two others I don't remember). So of course, we watched it that night. I went to bed terrified, and my mom woke me up because I was kicking the wall rather frantically, and she was afraid I'd cave the wall in. You see, I knew a bit of martial arts, and I was trying to keep Satan away from me in my dream by kicking him... And my feet hurt.
