One day i decided to stalk this girl that i know around town. When she stopped in a parking lot to complete her first errand i saw from afar that she had a pair of panties in the rear window, don't ask why. I thought "I must have them!" so while she was gone i ran over to her car real quick and broke into it.
After i crawled into the back seat she was coming back so i ducked down behind her driver's seat on the floor. It was a tight fit, believe me. She began driving somewhere else, but i could not see where since i was on the floor. I guess we were on a highway or something when i suddenly heard police sirens and it felt like she pulled over onto the shoulder.
Let me just tell you that i was pretty amazed that she got pulled over while i was in her car. So the police officer walks up to the door and starts his business. He took a look at me and i guess just decided i was her sleeping boyfriend or something, who knows. As this girl was giving him her info, a car raced by, threw a chocolate milkshake at the cop and shouted "Pigs tryin to blow my house down!"
Much later, i typed in those words into google and found out it was Cypress Hill. There you have it.