day 201: I have been able to survive 200 days in this box I have grown several limbs and a really cool beard that adds years to my face I used it as a skipping rope.
Stuck in a Box
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Day 202: Suddenly im not feeling so good *barf*. Hey my radiation wore off! But i still have all those limbs...
Day 204: The box has finally been destroyed! Jubilation! But the box was inside an only slightly larger box. I have thus deduced that regardless of how many boxes I escape from there will be a bigger box on the outside, with boxes running into infinite.
Unrelated note: I have named myself The Holy Leader of Boxism.
Unrelated note: I have named myself The Holy Leader of Boxism.
day 205 this new box has allowed me to stand and walk as opposed to my usual crawling I tried to get up but my leg muscles are underused and weak I think I`l stick with crawling for now.
Day 206: Joy I can walk again however from the lack of calcium and sun in my diet my legs simply shatter under my weight
Day 207: Actually, I think it is because I am turning into a spider. I'm not for sure if that's really the case or not. Perhaps living in a box wasn't such a good idea after all.
Day 209: My incarceration within this box is drawing to a close. I have figured out that if I work backwards, then by the beginning (or end... I forget how time warping works...) of Day 0 I should be out of the box (and all the boxes on the outside)! It's so simple that an idiot in a talking box could think of it!
Day 213: The stickmen attacked me today. They came in great numbers, in the middle of hourly Boxism sermon. I was caught unawares, and they decimated my troops. Now i'm holed up in the corner, with nothing but some egg shells and a pile of toenail clippings to protect me. I do hope they don't torture prisoners.
Day 214
I decided to eat the egg shells and toenail clippings even though I needed them and the stickmen tortured me using chickens and an oddly placed pile of cow dung
I decided to eat the egg shells and toenail clippings even though I needed them and the stickmen tortured me using chickens and an oddly placed pile of cow dung
Day 216: King Kong and Mecha-Super Ferret are fighting over my remains. They don't know however that I have been outside the box they are in for the entire time. I shall use this advantage well. The undissolved stickmen have yet to best me. I have also bitten through the ropes, using them for nutrition.
Unrelated note: The box I am in seems to project reality in 4D. I have added such an occurrence to The Boxism Charters. "And in each recurring box thou shalt find a new dimension, also reaching unto infinite." This is simply theory.
Unrelated note: The box I am in seems to project reality in 4D. I have added such an occurrence to The Boxism Charters. "And in each recurring box thou shalt find a new dimension, also reaching unto infinite." This is simply theory.
Day 218: My stomach acid appears to be burning through the floor of the box! It's gonna burn through the hull!
Day 219: my stomach acid bruned through the floor of the box I now have more room because as stated in boxism I am now in a bigger box 
Day 220: I have tried digging a hole in the hole in the box, after getting 15 inches down I noticed there was more box.