Stuck in a Box

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USSR

Probably your average communist.
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Day 947.

After hours of contemplation over my new found testicular cancer, I've decided I shall now transform into a woman.
 

Desert Warrior

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Sep 15, 2009
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Day 949.

I found out life as a Woman wasn't cut out for me due to the fact i kept bleeding in wrong places...
WHY DID NO ONE TEACH ME THE FEMALE ANATOMY?
So i decide to change back into a male but keep the female form i had as extra company if you know what i mean?
 

Baby Eater

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
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Day 950 Female me rejected me. I tried to find something to cut myself with but only found a marble.
 

Desert Warrior

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Day 951.
I decided that since i've now run out of Stuff to write this journal with.. I've decided to give up my manhood since there is no females in sight nor pencils to write with...
Yep thats right I'm writing this journal with the blood from my Ball-Point Pen...
Crap if this page is ever found i could get sued for inapporite non-fictional content!
 

Desert Warrior

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Day 954.
I then proceeded to devour the teddy bear and keep the lint to remake artifical genitalia of what i previously once had...
Other then that i started to see an imaginary demonic bunny that tells me that when i get out of this box i should murder every one i know.
 

Desert Warrior

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Day 956.
As the Demonic Bunny was force-feeding me crumpets i found a zipper and unzipped it...And guess what?
A PLAYBOY BUNNY!
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Dumb Blondes that maybe imaginary or not..
This is the best time of my life!
THANK YOU OH GREAT BOX!
 

Souldemon8

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Nov 30, 2009
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Day 957

Damm you Panda why did you take the only joy i've ever had away from me.
*Steals the Panda's stop sign and beats the last Panda in existence to death.
 

Desert Warrior

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Day 958.
I had decided Fuck Necrophillia i'll be a Necromancer while Necro-Mancing her well...Reanimating
That Panda is fricking Cock Blocker i wonder how he got into this Exlusive Club Box with a Box Bouncer seeing he had a weapon..