Stuck in a Box
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Day 551
I think I'm going to go crazy. Yesterday, I named a corner, and it took me the whole freakin' day.
Today, however, the corner next to Sally, I named Lawrence. I also arranged a wedding for them, and when I said "you may kiss the bride", I tried to imagine the walls were soft and to unite them with my hands.
What the fuck am I talking about? I must be crazy...
I think I'm going to go crazy. Yesterday, I named a corner, and it took me the whole freakin' day.
Today, however, the corner next to Sally, I named Lawrence. I also arranged a wedding for them, and when I said "you may kiss the bride", I tried to imagine the walls were soft and to unite them with my hands.
What the fuck am I talking about? I must be crazy...
Day 552.
Sally and Lawrence are nice, been chatting to them both. They think I may be schizophrenic...
Sally and Lawrence are nice, been chatting to them both. They think I may be schizophrenic...
Day 553
I named the third corner Shitplace. He's the loudest and most talkiest of them all, and a very funny conversationalist, but I use him as my replacement to a toilet. He stinks, so we keep away from him, just listen. I've been sitting right between Sally and Lawrence, to keep myself warm between the two, and to be as far away from Shitplace as possible.
Wait, warm? I just noticed it's gettin colder with every hour.
I named the third corner Shitplace. He's the loudest and most talkiest of them all, and a very funny conversationalist, but I use him as my replacement to a toilet. He stinks, so we keep away from him, just listen. I've been sitting right between Sally and Lawrence, to keep myself warm between the two, and to be as far away from Shitplace as possible.
Wait, warm? I just noticed it's gettin colder with every hour.
Day 554.
I discovered that the fourth corner, Chilton, has a hole in him, and it's letting all the cold air in. I need something to plug it with...
I discovered that the fourth corner, Chilton, has a hole in him, and it's letting all the cold air in. I need something to plug it with...
Day 556.
I gathered my courage and poked a finger through the hole,and felt something fluffly...
I then spent the rest of the day making jokes about fingers and holes...
I gathered my courage and poked a finger through the hole,and felt something fluffly...
I then spent the rest of the day making jokes about fingers and holes...
Day 558
There's a weird rattling noise from outside the hole, I'm too scared to go near it, but it kinda sounds like a car engine, but more... feline?
There's a weird rattling noise from outside the hole, I'm too scared to go near it, but it kinda sounds like a car engine, but more... feline?
Day 559.
The only logical explanation I can think of is that there are some kind of Cyborg Cats roaming, perhaps circling? The box.
This can't bode well.
The only logical explanation I can think of is that there are some kind of Cyborg Cats roaming, perhaps circling? The box.
This can't bode well.
Day 559.
It's that time again, the time the Cyborg Cats attacked and lost me a life.
*Purr* *Purr*
Thankfully, this time it's and adorable ginger kitten. And it brought me some taffy. I love taffy.
It's that time again, the time the Cyborg Cats attacked and lost me a life.
*Purr* *Purr*
Thankfully, this time it's and adorable ginger kitten. And it brought me some taffy. I love taffy.
Day 561
I was going to have tea today, with Cleo, like we used to. Upon knocking on her door to no avail, I heard what sounded as if someone was being attacked. I hastily tried to weigh up my options, and eventually decided that I would smash through the window. That didn't work at all... I don't weigh enough from so many days of eating nothing, the glass didn't break; my head hurts. Eventually I found a brick and smashed the window of Cleo's bedroom; crawling in I found Darren and Cleo having sex. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I yelled, but was cut short by Darren, who came at me with a knife for some reason; probably pissed off. I managed to dodge it and the next few jabs he aimed at me, but he eventually inflicted a deep gash in my left arm. All this while Cleo was yelling ," WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ?!??! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCK?!?!??!?!!" I then resolved to get the hell out of there. Darren pursued me, naked; it kind of reminded me of American Psycho, then I realized how fucking terrified I was, and began to run faster than I ever had from pure adrenaline. Upon reaching my area of the box, I slipped over the shit on the floor and landed flat on my back, knocking myself out.
I was going to have tea today, with Cleo, like we used to. Upon knocking on her door to no avail, I heard what sounded as if someone was being attacked. I hastily tried to weigh up my options, and eventually decided that I would smash through the window. That didn't work at all... I don't weigh enough from so many days of eating nothing, the glass didn't break; my head hurts. Eventually I found a brick and smashed the window of Cleo's bedroom; crawling in I found Darren and Cleo having sex. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I yelled, but was cut short by Darren, who came at me with a knife for some reason; probably pissed off. I managed to dodge it and the next few jabs he aimed at me, but he eventually inflicted a deep gash in my left arm. All this while Cleo was yelling ," WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ?!??! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING FUCK?!?!??!?!!" I then resolved to get the hell out of there. Darren pursued me, naked; it kind of reminded me of American Psycho, then I realized how fucking terrified I was, and began to run faster than I ever had from pure adrenaline. Upon reaching my area of the box, I slipped over the shit on the floor and landed flat on my back, knocking myself out.
Day 562: As I woke up from my cannabalistic-rage-induced-stupor, I found myself outside in the middle of a grassy field. I shouted out, "YES! FREEDOM!" before waking up for real and realising I am still in this hellhole. Er- hellbox.
Day -12: YES! I have finally found a way ot of here, using a timewarp, traveling BEFORE the box was made. SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS!
*Ran into wall, not knowing I was imagining the whole thing*
*Ran into wall, not knowing I was imagining the whole thing*
Day 13
Now I remember...I had a Joker poster on this wall, for one day. He started talking, and I tore him off, otherwise he would've drove me nuts. I'll do that again, before he starts talking. Just in case. Even though they had sex without me, I miss Darren and Cleo. I also miss the humorous dialogs with Shitplace. I've never liked living in the past, living through things twice.
Luckily the timewarp re-appeared in my box at 18PM, approximately. I jumped right into it, and now I'm back (or, a little bit forward) in day 584. I found it out by reading the diary I keep. I also draw the number of the days I've been here on my stomach.
Day 584
Later that day, I heard a woman cry somewhere, in one of the other boxes. I sounded suspiciously like Cleo. I screamed "Cleo!". I think she was ignoring me. After yelling "Darren!", I heard a faint "Hmph?" from Cleo, but not being able to find out what has happened, due to my box being cemented shut, I fell asleep.
Now I remember...I had a Joker poster on this wall, for one day. He started talking, and I tore him off, otherwise he would've drove me nuts. I'll do that again, before he starts talking. Just in case. Even though they had sex without me, I miss Darren and Cleo. I also miss the humorous dialogs with Shitplace. I've never liked living in the past, living through things twice.
Luckily the timewarp re-appeared in my box at 18PM, approximately. I jumped right into it, and now I'm back (or, a little bit forward) in day 584. I found it out by reading the diary I keep. I also draw the number of the days I've been here on my stomach.
Day 584
Later that day, I heard a woman cry somewhere, in one of the other boxes. I sounded suspiciously like Cleo. I screamed "Cleo!". I think she was ignoring me. After yelling "Darren!", I heard a faint "Hmph?" from Cleo, but not being able to find out what has happened, due to my box being cemented shut, I fell asleep.
Day 585.
That damn Timewarp appeared again but this time I was prepared.
As the Time Sphere appeared to whisk me off again I jumped at it and beat it to a goddamn pulp with my wooden plank. It was messy, I was covered in green slime but it was worth it. That damn thing has met its timely end and will never, ever reappear again. EVER.
That damn Timewarp appeared again but this time I was prepared.
As the Time Sphere appeared to whisk me off again I jumped at it and beat it to a goddamn pulp with my wooden plank. It was messy, I was covered in green slime but it was worth it. That damn thing has met its timely end and will never, ever reappear again. EVER.
Day 586: I walked in, finding Darren and Cleo having sex once again. However, Sven appeared to be the... erm... monkey in the middle. Since they looked kind of bored, I decided to join in the fun.
Day 587: I wake up next to Cleo. Best night of my life. At least in this box.
Day 587: I wake up next to Cleo. Best night of my life. At least in this box.
Day 588.
As it turns out Cleo is a figment of my imagination. Darren told me she died a few days ago as a consequence of all the time warping.
Who the hell did I sleep with?
As it turns out Cleo is a figment of my imagination. Darren told me she died a few days ago as a consequence of all the time warping.
Who the hell did I sleep with?