Stuck In A Room With The Above User...

[Desert Warrior]

WHY WONT ANYONE TELL ME THEY LOVE ME AND WANT TO SAVE THE ESCAPIST RACE?
Do you like Movies? And Comic Books?
-Brings out the stash and pimps out this empty room filled with billions of people-

 

[Irridium]

Prepare to die.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Prepare to gawk(for I'm a catgirl)

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I'm feeling a little confused now.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Yellow dog in a room... that can talk...
Apparently this is a room for the insane.

 

[Irridium]

Well seeing as your here, you may be right...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Now I'm here so......

 

[TheIr0nMike]

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDD We're back to square one.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well lets figure out your confusion

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Or we can do what I do, wing it!

Who brought the Dice?

 

[Knife-28]

I did, there in..my..car....damn.

 

[Desert Warrior]

Hello Comrades my names Bakk Boris and I'm willing to eat your hearts out while stomping on you're heads watching you're brains come out.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

But your name is Desert Warrior, Bakk Boris.

 

[Desert Warrior]

That was my Title in Afghanistan.
I have never taken my beautiful title away!
NOR SHALL YOU!
-Gets an AK-47 from under his hat and blows you away with a Ratta-tat-tat.-

 

[Irridium]

Uh-oh... hope you don't run out of bullets and run away, becuase here comes Optimus Prime to save the day!

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I'm officially declaring it, this is the ultimate thread of ultimate destiny. I just love how there are good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pets dog* Hm...

 

[Desert Warrior]

-Starts singing-
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's' Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass"
*Gasps for breath*

 

[Desert Warrior]

*breathes in deeply and then starts singing again*
"It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater"
*Collapses*