Stuff people just need to realize

[Uncompetative]

Spoiler: The Question: What is the Meaning of Life?

Is fundamentally flawed as there can be no definitive answer to any question of such all encompassing magnitude as it is impossible to be treat "Life, the Universe & Everything" objectively as we are all stuck within it observing it subjectively for all eternity; inescapably.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

People need to walk faster. Or at least step to the side so people who walk faster than them, can walk by fairly easily.

I can't stand these people who walk slowly, RIGHT in the middle of the sidewalk, and seem to refuse to let people walking faster past them. I always want to trip these people and then walk on them.

I heard that.

 

[Limos]

Being Evil is not a job. You don't just get up one day and decide to start robbing banks. It's okay to give people actual motivations.

Shooting is not too good for your enemies.

Linking to TvTropes ruins all the fun. Thanks a lot StopHavingFunGuy.