Stuff you wish you owned.

[TheFunPolice]

Oh god, without a doubt A Rickenbacker 4004, I already own a really good bass, but the Rickenbacker signature sound is seriously difficult to imitate with other basses, so it would be brilliant to own one for myself

Here's a picture

Spoiler

 

[Mr Fixit]

I would settle for a PS3 or a Vita, but a rich girlfriend would be so much better......

 

[Woodsey]

A smaller penis. Lugging it around gets to be a real pain (not to much the periodical and inevitable restriction of blood flow to my head).

Also: a car.

The latter to make up for your small penis?

I'll need something to compensate for it after the surgery - everything has a price.

 

[Woodsey]

A smaller penis. Lugging it around gets to be a real pain (not to much the periodical and inevitable restriction of blood flow to my head).

Also: a car.

The latter to make up for your small penis?

I'll need something to compensate for it after the surgery - everything has a price.

Seems reasonable. Have you considered a penis donation to someone less well endowed to help them overcome their shortfallings?

I have a plans to, although such a thing will only be viable once I've set up the WoodSey Foundation.

 

[rayen020]

A house 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 2 car garage, fenced yard, office, deck. Also, a really good gaming PC. All i want realistically. although lots of money would be nice too.

If we're going total fantasy though, i want poke'mon to exist. poke'mon and poke'balls.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Well...this

And also this

But they are expensive as all hell.

 

[babinro]

Treadmill - I can't justify the expense, but it's something that would get a lot of use in the winter months due to my fear of falling/slipping.

 

[Pinkamena]

I wish I had a helicopter! I've always loved helicopters, and to have one for myself, being able to fly wherever I want... Well, a man can dream!

 

[Anarchemitis]

A grilled cheese sandwich.

EDIT: Well, I got my wish.

Yes, definitely.

The Love Bug.

Spoiler

You're winner.

 

[Terramax]

Rachel Leigh Cook's ass.

A copy of Rule of Rose would also be lovely to own, it's hard to get since I live in the UK and it was banned.

It's not hard at all. I live in the UK. I bought a copy off of ebay. The game's pants. Don't bother.

Whilst I can afford it anyway, I would like to own a copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga again. a Mint condition copy, but I'm not paying the price they're selling on ebay.

And again, whilst I could buy one, I'm not buying a PS Vita for its current price.

I've been tempted to buy a Triumph Tiger 2009 or later model, but have put it off as I'm saving money. One day I'll own a lovely orange one.

 

[5-0]

I just want a sound proof studio where I can practice my drumming as much as guitarists can practice their guitar without annoying the neighbours. Is that too much to ask?

 

[repeating integers]

Everything.

That'd be lovely.