Stuff you're afraid to Google.

[NerfedFalcon]

We all have these things: Stuff that we don't want to get involved in, but at the same time absolutely must know about. Maybe a friend brought it up, or Google's Autocomplete suggested it to you. However you found it, though, you only know it in passing - and you both want it to stay that way and don't.

So here's the thread where you can post whatever you've been afraid to Google. As long as it couldn't be considered NSFW at all, someone else can then put that in Google, press 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and report on the results.

Get to it, guys. I'll be sure to take a few of your requests as well.

Spoiler: My requests

Right now, I only have one, that I got from Autocomplete while searching for 'fangirl': "Fangirl Youmu". Now, I do happen to know who Youmu is (why else would I stick her on all my posts?) and that's what scares me most about it...

Captcha: opopers Ibid.
(Are they even trying any more?)

 

[Nouw]

Well everything that I'm afraid of Googling is definitely NSFW and probably worse.

Sorry OP >.>

Oh and the first result for what you asked for is a T.V. tropes link.

 

[silver wolf009]

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Princess Luna. The rules 63 and 34, they fuse to form an unholy abomination!

 

[The Rockerfly]

cp
Good places to bomb

*cough* nothing really, I'm behind 7 proxies

 

[Miles000]

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Princess Luna. The rules 63 and 34, they fuse to form an unholy abomination!

The horror, oh the horror.

OT: I can guarantee you that anything you can think of can return something bad.
I have been surprised on many an occasion.

On that note there is a band I like named Peeping Tom.

You figure it out. I generally search the song names, not the band name.

 

[Newtonyd]

My friend told me that horses only mated with one other horse for as long as they lived. I told him I didn't believe him, and he said "Google it." So I googled horse mating.

Then he grabbed the mouse, clicked on images, then unplugged my mouse and ran away with it. I couldn't change the monitor, so I stared.

And stared.

 

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

Most things regarding Japan.

Never again.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"Google" I hear it causes the internet to explode. DON'T TRY IT!

 

[TheIronRuler]

I don't type in 'Chuck Norris' because I'm scared he might find me instead.

 

[Agent Cross]

When I was in college, we googled our anatomy teacher's name. At her desk, with her sitting there. I seen a woman cringe... and then I seen porn XP

 

[RevRaptor]

I once had no fear, but now I have learned the error of my ways. My soul forever scarred by foolishly searching where few dare look. Too late do I heed their warnings. For I still look, my eyes still see but my soul. My soul is blind to the horrors my fevered typings lead it to. Nevermore Shall I look upon the world with innocent eyes. Now my soul is as black as the keyboard I type upon.

 

[YepGeddon]

I don't type in 'Chuck Norris' because I'm scared he might find me instead.

I dont write Chuck Norris in fear of typos.

 

[brunothepig]

"Google" I hear it causes the internet to explode. DON'T TRY IT!

You are far far too late.
Like years late.

My friend told me that horses only mated with one other horse for as long as they lived. I told him I didn't believe him, and he said "Google it." So I googled horse mating.

Then he grabbed the mouse, clicked on images, then unplugged my mouse and ran away with it. I couldn't change the monitor, so I stared.

And stared.

This made me laugh so much.
OT: Unfortunately the things I'm scared to google I'm scared to because I once absent mindedly googled these things. So... Yeah. I will advise not to google Pokemon at all unless you have safe search on... Strict.

 

[Head Chef Dom]

Definitely Blue Waffle with safesearch off. If you've done it you're a braver person that I

 

[Griffolion]

One of my ex's, it will probably lead straight to her facebook page and show me how happy she is. Bitter much.

 

[Korak the Mad]

Anything that might be taken the wrong way. Well, anything can be taken the wrong way.

I want to go to a videogame website
This link looks interesting *click*
What the hell?! OH GOD! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!! I'm going to be sick!
*retching*

 

[MildCaseOfDeath]

Definitely Blue Waffle with safesearch off. If you've done it you're a braver person that I

IT BURNS MY EYES! WHY WOULD SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT?!

 

[CheesyGrin1992]

OT: Unfortunately the things I'm scared to google I'm scared to because I once absent mindedly googled these things. So... Yeah. I will advise not to google Pokemon at all unless you have safe search on... Strict.

I don't see the problem here. Pokemon in google, safe search turned off... all pictures of cute little monsters and people with all their clothes on.

Definitely Blue Waffle with safesearch off. If you've done it you're a braver person that I

Well that... isn't at all pleasant.

 

[zHellas]

Santorum, for one.

Yeah, it's the surname of a U.S. Politician, but thanks to The Daily Show and Urban Dictionary I now know it's pretty damn gross.

Spoiler: What it means

The mixture of lube and feces after anal sex.