Stuff you're afraid to Google.

[Alorxico]

When one of my cousins was expecting her first baby, she was real big on having a 'natural' birth at home, and bored my aunt and my mother to death with information on water births, meditations and yoga positions to birth in.

Not believing a WORD she said, I decided to Google 'natural water child birth' and see how much BS she was being fed by her New Age Doctor. The search was going fine at first ... and then things got weird ...

 

[Dragonsoulq]

Lemons especially in conjunction with the word party......

 

[Tharwen]

I've been curious, but I've never watched 2 Girls 1 Cup because... well, I just don't want to.

I've also heard tales about Blue Waffle, but that's another thing I refuse to go looking for.

 

[SilentCom]

I mean it's just a blue waffle. :3

WAFFLES SHOULD NOT BE BLUE! IT IS AN ABOMINATION!

I don't know about you, but blue waffles look kind of cool. You might have to worry about the levels of radiation they give off though...

 

[Argonian alchemist]

Yeah just don't Google 'blue waffle' just... just don't.

I did and I can't un-see it. SO... bad... *pukes violently*

 

[WorldCritic]

I don't type in 4chan because they intimidate me.

 

[loc978]

I mean it's just a blue waffle. :3

WAFFLES SHOULD NOT BE BLUE! IT IS AN ABOMINATION!

I don't know about you, but blue waffles look kind of cool. You might have to worry about the levels of radiation they give off though...

...that is the funniest thing I've read in days.

OT: well, in terms of SFW searches... I can't imagine something that would scare anyone. The one thing I'm afraid of in the NSFW realm is going back to try google seppuku again...

 

[Antwerp Caveman]

Definitely Blue Waffle with safesearch off. If you've done it you're a braver person that I

It still haunts my soul...

 

[Yokai]

Well, I googled "WTF is this shit", looking for a certain image macro to use in a thread, and got one half Captain Picard and, um, one half scat porn! MY FUCKING EYES. I will now remember to never, ever, search for a phrase containing the word "shit" with safesearch off...Awughblugh.

 

[Ladette]

I'm desensatized to everything, unless i'm specificly looking for a type of porn I don't even notice the images unless they're hilarious.

Don't type in specific character names from animated tv shows though, especially female characters. You're more likely to get rule 34 from that then anything else.

 

[Sharalon]

Well, since rule 34 still applies, NOTHING is safe to Google, but I can't imagine how something harmless like.. oh god!! Nothing is ever safe!

 

[Marcilla]

Definitely Blue Waffle with safesearch off. If you've done it you're a braver person that I

It still haunts my soul...

I really should have heeded these warnings.
I'm afraid now but its already to late, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[Custard_Angel]

I've seen everything...

You can name any single sick and depraved thing that exists and I've already seen it.

Dead bodies... Infected wounds... Weird rule 34 mash ups... Every bizarre fetish I can think of... Freaky insane stuff... Boring mundane stuff... Illegal stuff... Should-be-illegal stuff... Horrible scat shock porn... Ungodly fanfiction and fanart...

Everything...

Sure, for the really fucked up stuff I always scroll away or close the window or whatever, but I've still seen it all...

The internet is a fucked up place. If you hang around long enough you will see all the best and worst humanity has to offer.