Killing the wedding gift people on their way to Solitude... wait... no I totally would do that in real life (they were rude to me).
Stuff you've done in Skyrim that you wouldn't do in real life
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Jump off a mountain on horseback, then walk away from the wreckage. Oh yeah and killing people, mustn't forget that...
1. Beat up a woman as soon as I get into town in a bar room brawl
2. Use said woman as a human sacrifice later on
3. Shout said woman down a mountain on the way to sacrifice her
4. Have a fist fight with a dragon (and win)
5. Sleep comfortably knowing there is a woman in my house just watching me
6. Go a day without demanding my woman makes me dinner
7. Exercise
8. Agree to kill someone because a child asked me to
9. Set a bee hive on fire
10. Jump off of a bridge without water underneath it
11. Eat a giants toe
12. Drink at a bar in the sewers of a town
Actually I'd do a few of these things.
2. Use said woman as a human sacrifice later on
3. Shout said woman down a mountain on the way to sacrifice her
4. Have a fist fight with a dragon (and win)
5. Sleep comfortably knowing there is a woman in my house just watching me
6. Go a day without demanding my woman makes me dinner
7. Exercise
8. Agree to kill someone because a child asked me to
9. Set a bee hive on fire
10. Jump off of a bridge without water underneath it
11. Eat a giants toe
12. Drink at a bar in the sewers of a town
Actually I'd do a few of these things.
Here's another one: standing still and allowing a giant to club me to "improve my skill" at something. That works in real life, right?
1: Murder someone because I was bored.
2: Join an organisation called 'the dark brotherhood'.
3: Lockpick.
4: Buy a health potion.
5: Kill a wolf with my fists.
6: Make poison.
7: Take on a necromancer with my fists.
8: Visit people called 'the grey beards' so that I can use the force out of my mouth.
9: Carry two swords, three knives and a mace in my pocket.
10: Raise corpses to fight for me.
2: Join an organisation called 'the dark brotherhood'.
3: Lockpick.
4: Buy a health potion.
5: Kill a wolf with my fists.
6: Make poison.
7: Take on a necromancer with my fists.
8: Visit people called 'the grey beards' so that I can use the force out of my mouth.
9: Carry two swords, three knives and a mace in my pocket.
10: Raise corpses to fight for me.
Eat a human heart to learn it's alchemical properties.
Yep that one is pretty much right up there in things I would never do in real life.
Yep that one is pretty much right up there in things I would never do in real life.