Stupid Breakup reasons

[crudus]

What is the most idiotic/strange reason someone has broken up with you?

Mine is her friend stopped paying her.

 

[Vrex360]

I can understand why some people might choose to end a long term relationship after one of the partners slips up and has an affair... and as much as that would hurt me if that was case if my partner was truly sorry for it I think I have the capacity to forgive.
My heart isn't completely made of stone, just mostly.


Actually a better one, a girlfriend of a friend of mine dumped him... why? Because she was worried about 'losing him'. She BROKE UP with him, because she didn't want to LOSE HIM.
Wierd.

 

[Vrex360]

There never was a reason why my last gf broke up with me during a 6 month relationship, nor do I care.

Told her to never contact me again, ever, and wished her the best of luck at school.

Few weeks later I get a heartfelt apology from her, saying everything was her fault (which I was all to happy to agree) and that she wanted me back into her life, whether as a bf again or even as a friend, no matter how long it took to build back the relationship.

Texted her back saying don't contact me again and the best of luck with her exams.

That's the last time we ever heard from each other, and I haven't looked back since, nor do I regret it.

What did she do, if you don't mind my curiosity?

 

[crudus]

Man, you have great taste in ladies.

Thank you >.>. I am so happy that my taste is improving.

I'm pregnant, and it is yours (I'm female, she was female).

I have a lot of lesbian friends and though I don't ask about every detail about their relationship but I don't think that is possible.

 

[EvilMaggot]

i didnt send enought text messages...

 

[Bellvedere]

I can understand why some people might choose to end a long term relationship after one of the partners slips up and has an affair... and as much as that would hurt me if that was case if my partner was truly sorry for it I think I have the capacity to forgive.
My heart isn't completely made of stone, just mostly.


Actually a better one, a girlfriend of a friend of mine dumped him... why? Because she was worried about 'losing him'. She BROKE UP with him, because she didn't want to LOSE HIM.
Wierd.

Not sure if this was the situation but if she felt she was losing him then it would seem to me at least that she felt the relationship was going nowhere, which kind of makes more sense.

That or she was looking for affirmation that he would 'fight' to keep her and that he didn't want to lose her either. Which is crazy but that's people for you.

 

[crudus]

i didnt send enought text messages...

I know someone who broke up with their boyfriend because she couldn't not text him. She went 2500 texts over her plan (making it cost $250 more) when she originally has 2000. My guess is she was afraid he would break up with her because she stopped texting him, so she beat him to the punch.

 

[Zukonub]

She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

She was going to go backpacking through Europe in four years and did not want me to have to wait for her.

Kind of struck me as an odd way to break up with someone. It left me more than a little confused.

 

[Aura Guardian]

There never was a reason why my last gf broke up with me during a 6 month relationship, nor do I care.

Told her to never contact me again, ever, and wished her the best of luck at school.

Few weeks later I get a heartfelt apology from her, saying everything was her fault (which I was all to happy to agree) and that she wanted me back into her life, whether as a bf again or even as a friend, no matter how long it took to build back the relationship.

Texted her back saying don't contact me again and the best of luck with her exams.

That's the last time we ever heard from each other, and I haven't looked back since, nor do I regret it.

Good thing you don't. She fucked it up.