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crudus

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Jumping_Over_Fences said:
She was going to go backpacking through Europe in four years and did not want me to have to wait for her.

Kind of struck me as an odd way to break up with someone. It left me more than a little confused.
You couldn't go with her? That is also a loooong time ahead of her trip which is confusing.


Zukonub said:
She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.
I (as i am sure many people) are going to side with her on this one since it shows that you are insensitive.
 

Pandalisk

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i was dating someone for about a year and a half, then she starts becoming irritable, irrational and generally terrible over the course of 3 weeks and dumps me, why? i still dont know.
 

Xiaxis

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I've never had a particularly spectacular one, but recently one of my friends got "I've breaking up with you because I found someone who's better in bed than you."

You might think it's cold; I thought it was hilarious...
 

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Zukonub said:
She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.
Like right after the death?

if it had been a while was it before she really knew him?
 

crudus

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mentor07825 said:
crudus said:
What is the most idiotic/strange reason someone has broken up with you?

Mine is her friend stopped paying her.
Should pay them yourself, that way they're stuck with ya.
I tried that but apparently she still wanted gifts for her birthday and such. I may be whipped but I'm not that whipped.
 

The Rockerfly

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She cheated on me, I punched the guy.
She yelled at me and said "how I could have done it?"
I don't know if I dumped her for her stupidity or she cheated on me.
 

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crudus said:
She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.
I (as i am sure many people) are going to side with her on this one since it shows that you are insensitive.[/quote]

Seconded
 

brokenfingers666

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well my ex accused me of sleeping with some random emo whore 6 months into our relationship, and i am proud to say i still retain my virginity, then on the last day i am told that shes been sleeping with someone else, and that they had pictures to prove it, which i saw. then she texted me saying that she did sleep with these guys. i then broke off a ten month relationship as i found out that she had slept with 3 guys and didnt give a toss.

what makes it worse though? the next day i was in the town centre with some of my mates, and the bastard who she had also slept with (i didnt know at the time) and she texted me saying i love you and i want you back. 2 hours later she was getting screwed by another guy.

ive never looked back since.
 

slevin8989

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With me they never really have given me a reason they just leave. One of my Ex's left for college and stopped calling me another just gave me a stupid excuse of not being able to go out much and it ended there. Makes me wonder why they left. Well who knows.
 

crudus

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Xiaxis said:
I've never had a particularly spectacular one, but recently one of my friends got "I've breaking up with you because I found someone who's better in bed than you."

You might think it's cold; I thought it was hilarious...
wait, that means she was sleeping around on you and admitted it. That is kind of hilarious.

brokenfingers666 said:
and that they had pictures to prove it, which i saw. then she texted me saying that she did sleep with these guys. i then broke off a ten month relationship as i found out that she had slept with 3 guys and didnt give a toss.
Who got the pictures and where did they get them?
 

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Jumping_Over_Fences said:
She was going to go backpacking through Europe in four years and did not want me to have to wait for her.

Kind of struck me as an odd way to break up with someone. It left me more than a little confused.
Translation: She wanted to bang European guys guilt-free.
 

Ushario

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I invited her to the movies.

I found out recently, even though this was in year 7 when we were 13 years old. The day after my birthday. I was really upset about it for ages after it happened but that was almost 8 years ago.

Turns out she was afraid of things getting 'serious' and had commitment issues. At 13. Gotta say I find it funny.

Translation: She wanted to bang European guys guilt-free.
I would say thats grounds for declaring her as a slut, she's even planning on it.
 

Naeo

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Nobody's ever broken up with me. :D

But I've never had a girlfriend. :(
 

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Grampy_bone said:
Jumping_Over_Fences said:
She was going to go backpacking through Europe in four years and did not want me to have to wait for her.

Kind of struck me as an odd way to break up with someone. It left me more than a little confused.
Translation: She wanted to bang European guys guilt-free.
who can blame her? ;) no but honestly, i would do the same if i was to leave my love for such long time. i would rather break up and go on, then to leave her behind worried. even if she might not be worried now, whenever a fight would break out between you she would allways bring up "how many did you screw on your trip?" becouse she cannot hide the fact she dont know what you did during it.

afterwards if its still worth it, you could allways try to get together again.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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She felt awkward. What kind of a reason is that?????? No real explanation, just a text saying she felt awkward. She was my bf for nearly a year, then we went out for like three weeks, now she completly ignores me. She wont even look at me
 

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Zukonub said:
She fucking dumped me because I made a joke about her dad after he got killed in a drive-by. What a fucking *****.
I really hope you're not serious. If you are well then you can just go die..like right now
 

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Vrex360 said:
I can understand why some people might choose to end a long term relationship after one of the partners slips up and has an affair... and as much as that would hurt me if that was case if my partner was truly sorry for it I think I have the capacity to forgive.
My heart isn't completely made of stone, just mostly.


Actually a better one, a girlfriend of a friend of mine dumped him... why? Because she was worried about 'losing him'. She BROKE UP with him, because she didn't want to LOSE HIM.
Wierd.
lol that happened to me a week ago >.>; however we were only dating for 6 weeks
 

James Cassidy

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I can't say I ever had a stupid reason, but there was something that was similar.

There was one girl I really liked but was in a relationship with a guy already. I figured eh why not. I'll stand by and maybe if I am lucky they might break up.

They did and I thought I had a chance.....instead she went into a depression and instead started dating girls instead of me.

You have no idea how much it hurts when someone would rather date the same sex than you.