Stupid Classmates.

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

"I've had mostly great teachers that I'd be able to talk to on a few subjects (Our book club supervisor from Secondary School was HILARIOUS- thank you Mr. Brady), so this is more to say, "There are entire schools with good teachers."

My class, on the other hand...

Is there an, "I hate my class," forum I an post on?"

I have to agree with Gone Rampant here. Most of my teachers were good but it was the kids in the class that were the horrible experience. So like the stupid teachers forum post your stories about horrible classmates.

Mine was in Sophomore English. I was an honors student but only for math and science, and when it comes to English I was struggling in the honors class so i moved to the regular one for Sophomore year. My class was on huge collection of assholes and idiots. Due to the seating chart I was separated from the only two people in that class that i could get along with, and every where i was sat there would be someone who would give me a hard time, be cause i said I was interested in having a gun collection they started calling me "Armageddon" and made it sound like I was a psychopath. And everyday they would disrupt class by yelling out "MAS PUT" and the two teachers of that class were to nice to give them more than a stern talking to. I was glad at first that i was switched back to honors but the difficulty of the work made me risk more annoying people subsequent years. Luckly I got the smart people who were lazy from then on.

Edit: I don't know if it is possible to make cross thread quotes.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Edit: I don't know if it is possible to make cross thread quotes.

I guess it's possible by copying/typing in manually the quote code from one thread to another. Of course it won't be in the other thread, but it will go into their inbox under "Quoted"

 

[samgdawg]

Let's see.... In my 9th grade gym class two kids always mocked me and bullied me. I admit I am not great at basketball, so what do they do while I am practicing my shots? Steal the ball and play keep away of course!! Damn near every class. Same kids were in my literature and math classes of course. In my literature class I am the best reader. Not that anyone in that class CARES of course. So everyone in that class mocks me there as well. One day one of the girls decides to make a comment, everyone advises me to hit her, everytime I try to explain why not I am met with retarded gibberish. Class starts I sleep through because the retards are too slow to keep up with my reading. As we leave class one of them starts again, sick of it I smash my arm into the side of his head. Principal didn't even notify me when he went to his office. Math class I am regularly mocked by the same "keep away" idiots. Gym class at the start of the year I am hit by a tennis ball full force to the chest, from only a few feet away. Ironically I had to protect them from my friend 2 seconds after I lost my breath. While changing into gym clothes a kid comes up to me and yanks my shirt away from me, ended up punching the top of my head twice, forcing me to step on my glasses which had fallen off. Throughout the course of a few weeks one of the kids threw broken pencil shards at the back of my head, IN CLASS. I choked him in front of everyone though. SAME STUDENT gets the bright idea to taunt me in a pool, when I was on the school SWIM TEAM at one point, repeatedly threw water in my face when I asked him to stop. Choked him AGAIN, lucky for him I got pulled off by the student lifeguard. His buddy repeatedly called me gay and tried to draw cocks on my back. For whatever reason the teacher had us walk up and down stairs the whole first class. It was up stairs, right over the bleachers, down stairs, right past where we started, and repeat. The whole class moves at half walking speed. Bored, I speed past everyone 2-3 times before they complete one lap. At one point I hear one of the girls tell her friend to trip me as I pass them. I was not a popular kid, obviously. I am thanking God I am going into an online school this year.

 

[Bassik]

Let's see.... In my 9th grade gym class two kids always mocked me and bullied me. I admit I am not great at basketball, so what do they do while I am practicing my shots? Steal the ball and play keep away of course!! Damn near every class. Same kids were in my literature and math classes of course. In my literature class I am the best reader. Not that anyone in that class CARES of course. So everyone in that class mocks me there as well. One day one of the girls decides to make a comment, everyone advises me to hit her, everytime I try to explain why not I am met with retarded gibberish. Class starts I sleep through because the retards are too slow to keep up with my reading. As we leave class one of them starts again, sick of it I smash my arm into the side of his head. Principal didn't even notify me when he went to his office. Math class I am regularly mocked by the same "keep away" idiots. Gym class at the start of the year I am hit by a tennis ball full force to the chest, from only a few feet away. Ironically I had to protect them from my friend 2 seconds after I lost my breath. While changing into gym clothes a kid comes up to me and yanks my shirt away from me, ended up punching the top of my head twice, forcing me to step on my glasses which had fallen off. Throughout the course of a few weeks one of the kids threw broken pencil shards at the back of my head, IN CLASS. I choked him in front of everyone though. SAME STUDENT gets the bright idea to taunt me in a pool, when I was on the school SWIM TEAM at one point, repeatedly threw water in my face when I asked him to stop. Choked him AGAIN, lucky for him I got pulled off by the student lifeguard. His buddy repeatedly called me gay and tried to draw cocks on my back. For whatever reason the teacher had us walk up and down stairs the whole first class. It was up stairs, right over the bleachers, down stairs, right past where we started, and repeat. The whole class moves at half walking speed. Bored, I speed past everyone 2-3 times before they complete one lap. At one point I hear one of the girls tell her friend to trip me as I pass them. I was not a popular kid, obviously. I am thanking God I am going into an online school this year.

Are you sure they weren't just monkeys instead of people? They sound like monkeys to me, and with public school being what it is nowadays, it's an easy mistake to make.

But yeah, I also had to deal with a class that was a lot slower then me. It was quite frustrating actually, because you are done with your work halfway through class and then you got nothing to do.

 

[DemikidZA]

We once had a history lesson where we were given a WWII poem and had to answer questions on it. one of those questions was the reason as to why the soldier shot himself in the foot. The answer was to escape the harshness of the war and return home but this girl fulfilled the blonde airhead stereotype and answered because he was bored. Needless to say we all had a great laugh at her expense

 

[Padwolf]

Well my class made teachers cry and my class were one of the reasons why our music teacher quit his job and left the school. They were a chaotic bunch for most teachers and it is a shame. The only ones they behaved for were the teachers that spoke to them like normal beings. Other teachers treated them like something dangerous and should be caged and that never sat well with my class. It's been 5 years since then and our class is still infamous in the school. I had some crazy people in my class, but if you just talked to them normally they were normal people who were calm and civilised. Regardless, had some of my best memories in that class.

Edit: Now I remember that once a teacher abandoned us, she didn't show up, she just didn't want to deal with the class.

 

[rokkolpo]

Kids man, the can suck big time.
Every kid in every class I have ever been in has done something incredibly stupid.

Just last year, one kid burned his Practice Exam.
Just because.

And I was sitting next to him going ''Fuck that shit, I'm moving to the other side of the class''

 

[Tanis]

Back in HS a 'weirdo', no, seriously...dude was WEIRD.
-Momma's boy, whose mom happened to be a teacher at the school.

Well, he got caught MASTURBATING IN CLASS.
We were watching Romeo Must Die (*grone*) and get starter jerking off.

It too a few minutes before the teacher finally asked him to leave and nobody could believe it.
Creepy dude, just, weird.

 

[Fasckira]

A guy in my science class pushed a bunsen burner to the side of his desk up against the wall where it promptly set fire to a poster. Panicking, he used his coat to try and extinguish the flames but it was one of those puffed up ones (made of like the shell suit style material and filled fluff?) that in turn caught fire.

In a last ditch attempt to resolve the situation he throw his coat out the window behind him into the bushes where it (thankfully) burnt out instead of setting fire to the hedge.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I wouldn't say my class was dumber or slower than me, its just that they wouldn't quit bitching long enough to actually get any work done. Whenever we had to read a book for English class this same group of jackasses would always complain about it. They would complain that the book is "too hard" or "above a 9th grade reading level". These complaints were directed towards To Kill a Mockingbird and The Hound of the Baskervilles, both of which are well below a 9th grade level. Fair enough if they don't like something, but if they would have just quit disrupting class to complain about it, we would have gotten through it a lot faster.

 

[Estranged180]

My grandmother was a teacher when she ran into "Josephine". Now, "Josephine" came into class one day with a giant knot (bump) on her noggin. My grandmother asked "Josephine, what happened to your head?" The reply was classic. "I don't know."

2 weeks of this back and forth later, each day, my grandmother asking what happened, and each day, the reply is "I don't know", "Josephine" comes running into the classroom all kinds of hyper and exited. By this time, the knot on her noggin has turned to a green and brown healing bruise. The conversation went as follows:

"Josephine": Mrs. Savage! Mrs. Savage!!

Mrs. Savage: What is it "Josephine"?

"Josephine": I remember what happened to my head!

Mrs. Savage: All right "Josephine". What happened to your head?

"Josephine": My brother hit me with a hammer!

Stupid people are not new to the planet, I'm sorry to say.

 

[jaffrosheep]

A guy in my science class pushed a bunsen burner to the side of his desk up against the wall where it promptly set fire to a poster. Panicking, he used his coat to try and extinguish the flames but it was one of those puffed up ones (made of like the shell suit style material and filled fluff?) that in turn caught fire.

In a last ditch attempt to resolve the situation he throw his coat out the window behind him into the bushes where it (thankfully) burnt out instead of setting fire to the hedge.

reminds me of a kid that used to go to my school setting a whole glass of magnesium dust alight and burt his eyebrows off his nickname became brows

ah schooldays

 

[deathninja]

School was just run-of-the-mill Jackasses, no-one of note.

Some of my classmates in Freshman year though, dear lord...

(One girl didn't want to queue for chits, so helped herself to several vials of KCN when the tech wasn't looking, got it all over her hands (without gloves) and then came up to me asking what it was and what we needed it for anyway. Another lab partner say nothing wrong with plunging closed vessels of DCM into boiling water, not using fumehoods, or mixing oxidants and solvents, and a special prize goes to the girl who not only ignores the rules against pipetting by mouth, decides to do so, in a microbiology class w/ HSV.)

None of the three made it past year 2, but I'm amazed no-one got themselves killed.

 

[Gomi500]

Let's see.... In my 9th grade gym class two kids always mocked me and bullied me. I admit I am not great at basketball, so what do they do while I am practicing my shots? Steal the ball and play keep away of course!! Damn near every class. Same kids were in my literature and math classes of course. In my literature class I am the best reader. Not that anyone in that class CARES of course. So everyone in that class mocks me there as well. One day one of the girls decides to make a comment, everyone advises me to hit her, everytime I try to explain why not I am met with retarded gibberish. Class starts I sleep through because the retards are too slow to keep up with my reading. As we leave class one of them starts again, sick of it I smash my arm into the side of his head. Principal didn't even notify me when he went to his office. Math class I am regularly mocked by the same "keep away" idiots. Gym class at the start of the year I am hit by a tennis ball full force to the chest, from only a few feet away. Ironically I had to protect them from my friend 2 seconds after I lost my breath. While changing into gym clothes a kid comes up to me and yanks my shirt away from me, ended up punching the top of my head twice, forcing me to step on my glasses which had fallen off. Throughout the course of a few weeks one of the kids threw broken pencil shards at the back of my head, IN CLASS. I choked him in front of everyone though. SAME STUDENT gets the bright idea to taunt me in a pool, when I was on the school SWIM TEAM at one point, repeatedly threw water in my face when I asked him to stop. Choked him AGAIN, lucky for him I got pulled off by the student lifeguard. His buddy repeatedly called me gay and tried to draw cocks on my back. For whatever reason the teacher had us walk up and down stairs the whole first class. It was up stairs, right over the bleachers, down stairs, right past where we started, and repeat. The whole class moves at half walking speed. Bored, I speed past everyone 2-3 times before they complete one lap. At one point I hear one of the girls tell her friend to trip me as I pass them. I was not a popular kid, obviously. I am thanking God I am going into an online school this year.

Are you sure they weren't just monkeys instead of people? They sound like monkeys to me, and with public school being what it is nowadays, it's an easy mistake to make.

But yeah, I also had to deal with a class that was a lot slower then me. It was quite frustrating actually, because you are done with your work halfway through class and then you got nothing to do.

Please tell me it was a Rear Naked Choke or at least a Guillotine Choke. I had the same experience in elementary school and high school. Got fed up and used the BJJ self defense class i was told never to do...well i did and it worked....then i got suspended and kicked out the gym. but to put a monkey down like that....TOTALLY WORTH IT!

 

[In Search of Username]

History lesson on feminism. One of the girls in the class genuinely asked the question "Mr Smith, am I a strong independent woman?" Just the irony of having to ask that question was good fun. XD

 

[ZehMadScientist]

This happened when I was 14, during geography.

"Sir, if it rains here on Earth, does it also rain on the moon?"

Yes, she was dead serious. Yes, it was hilarious. Yes, even the teacher couldn't help but laugh.

Ah man, I've had some stupid people in my class. Boatloads of 'em. There was also this one time where a guy hadn't finished his book report on time. When the teacher asked him why he didn't have it, after a 4 second pause and frantically looking around, he answered: "I had no paper to print it on."

It became a meme in our school.

 

[IamQ]

Is this the thread where we look down on others to make ourselves feel better? Don't think we've had one of these in like, what, 10 minutes?