Stupid Cures to Diseases (if they actually worked)

[shadowstriker86]

You know how they say peanut butter gets out gum, or how peeing on your foot gets rid of athletes foot? Well imagine something even more retarded to cure something unbelievably hard to get rid of. That wasn't rhetorical, i mean it, come up with some stupid cures people!

For Example:

-Dog Farts cure Herpes

-Throwing Bricks at old people cures Kidney Stones

-Running over your neighbors cat repeatedly with a Gremlin car cures Back Pain

 

[InsertWittyName]

Killing the victims of AIDS and cancer cures cancer and AIDS in that patient only.

 

[Leviathan_]

There was this one South Park episode where American dollars could cure AIDS. "Now all we need to do is give alot of money to Africa! ..... oh wait a minute...."

 

[Tekkawarrior]

Killing the victims of AIDS and cancer cures cancer and AIDS in that patient only.

Isn't the AIDS part correct?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

-Running over your neighbors cat repeatedly with a Gremlin car cures Back Pain

While that may not be the case it certainly stopped the beggar digging up my lawn to go to the toilet. Maybe now I can say it was for a cure.

OT: Giving someone Cancer will cure AIDS. It's totally counter productive!

 

[Riobux]

Infect someone with cowpox to prevent smallpox.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Stick a porcupine up your arse to prevent hair loss. It works!

 

[Sneaky Goblin]

Got Gingivitis? Try my brand spanking new Napalm flavoured mouthwash! Ahhhh, tastes like victory.

 

[Mechsoap]

punching someone in the nuts cures asperger? *im not being insulting i have it myself*