Stupid Horror Movie Monsters/Creatures/Villians Past/Present

[ChristmasChild]

Essentially, a horror monster/creature/villian that seems stupid or silly from the past, and one from a movie in the past 5 years.

Past: Godmonster Of Indian Flats creature. If you don't know what this is, youtube search "Top 5 Rubbish Movie monsters"

Present: Upside-down head-people from The Unborn. What is an old man in a hospital robe with an upside down head gonna do to me? If that thing came at me, I would go Junior High field goal kicker on his ass. "And here's the kick...It's good!"

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

Essentially, a horror monster/creature/villain that seems stupid or silly from the past, and one from a movie in the past 5 years.

Past: Godmonster Of Indian Flats creature. If you don't know what this is, youtube search "Top 5 Rubbish Movie monsters"

Present: Upside-down head-people from The Unborn. What is an old man in a hospital robe with an upside down head gonna do to me? If that thing came at me, I would go Junior High field goal kicker on his ass. "And here's the kick...It's good!"

Also try scary horror movie villains or monsters. It might make more discussion.

My dumbest one has got to be the Creature from the black Lagoon. Its basiclly a man with green skin.

 

[ChristmasChild]

Good Idea. Jason anyone? The only people he can kill are stupid teens who could die to anything.

"Hello? Anyone there?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Who's that? Is there someone waiting for me behind that door?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"I'm warning you! I know the art of standing petrified with fear!"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Okay. I'm gonna slowly open the door in a vulnerable position."
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"AAAH OMIGAWD IT'S JASO-*chop*"


These kids could get strangled by a cordless phone...

 

[RPJesus]

Good Idea. Jason anyone? The only people he can kill are stupid teens who could die to anything.

"Hello? Anyone there?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Who's that? Is there someone waiting for me behind that door?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"I'm warning you! I know the art of standing petrified with fear!"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Okay. I'm gonna slowly open the door in a vulnerable position."
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"AAAH OMIGAWD IT'S JASO-*chop*"


These kids could get strangled by a cordless phone...

"I'm gonna get naked and take a shower!"

 

[ChristmasChild]

LOL

 

[cleverlymadeup]

the leprechaun was pretty stupid

 

[PirateKing]

I watched that video he talked about up above. Reminded me of Yahtzee. But with a lot less swearing.
That Jellyfish man was pretty pathetic. Watch the video to learn what I'm talking about.

 

[SneakyBawls]

Yup I agree...Cloverfield. I swear if you edited out all the times someone screamed the name "ROB!!!" out of the dialogue, the script would have probably fit on the back of a matchbook. And the monster was pretty lame. A gigantic lobster that just stumbled around bumping into buildings....brilliant. Only good thing to come from the movie was all the window lickers who swore they had 'someone on the inside' leaking them secrets on what it was going to be.

 

[shockandawe95]

qurantine

OMG THE VILLIAN IS


RABIESwtf?!?!?!

 

[Kukakkau]

Good Idea. Jason anyone? The only people he can kill are stupid teens who could die to anything.

"Hello? Anyone there?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Who's that? Is there someone waiting for me behind that door?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"I'm warning you! I know the art of standing petrified with fear!"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Okay. I'm gonna slowly open the door in a vulnerable position."
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"AAAH OMIGAWD IT'S JASO-*chop*"


These kids could get strangled by a cordless phone...

"I'm gonna get naked and take a shower!"

"ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha"
"...Billy?"

 

[Erana]

America's most recent take at Godzilla.
Rawr!
*disappears*
Rawr!
*dies*
baby rawr!
*dies*

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Ok, I know it's not a film and I know it's quite old but this has to be in this thread.

The chair from Dr Who.

Watch this if you don't know what I am talking about.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrAK6sUZ_0

 

[videonerd250]

the cloverfield monster, bad movie and the monster did almost nothing, that is why all of the little monsters that fell off of it had to be there...

In JJ Abrams defense, the monster didn't do much because it wasn't really evil. It was more of a creature than a monster who goes around "I FUCKING HATE YOU HUMANS! DIEEEEEE!" Although the movie was bad, the Cloverfield monster was at least an interesting concept.
As for the dumbest horror movie villain I've ever seen, it had to be these stupid little fuzzballs that went around killing people in some movie that I can't even remember. And when I say "fuzzballs," I mean balls of fuzz.

 

[Nurb]

I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the master is away.

 

[Yaky]

Good Idea. Jason anyone? The only people he can kill are stupid teens who could die to anything.

"Hello? Anyone there?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Who's that? Is there someone waiting for me behind that door?"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"I'm warning you! I know the art of standing petrified with fear!"
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Okay. I'm gonna slowly open the door in a vulnerable position."
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha-ha
"AAAH OMIGAWD IT'S JASO-*chop*"


These kids could get strangled by a cordless phone...

"I'm gonna get naked and take a shower!"

"ch-ch-ch-ch-ha-ha-ha"
"...Billy?"

Wow allot of Pablo Francisco fans I see.

 

[wewontdie11]

Ok, I know it's not a film and I know it's quite old but this has to be in this thread.

The chair from Dr Who.

Watch this if you don't know what I am talking about.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vXrAK6sUZ_0

My God that's the hardest I've laughed all week. Thank you so much for that.

I thought the crazy puppet thing from Dead Silence was pretty stupid as well.