Stupid name for a spell book...

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

Right what it says on the tin. What's the most improbable name for a spell-book you can come up with?

"The book of summoning undead feather dusters."

"The tome of eldritch babble."

"Learn five sanity shattering spells in five short lessons!"

"The dread book of tiny."

"How to train your pet Cerberus."

"The Magic Carpet Highway Code."

"The Explosive Book of Self-Destruct!!!" Popular with terrorist wizards everywhere!

EDIT: Also Kimahri.

And many more will surely be thought up.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Witchcraft: Simple Spells to Promote Lynching

 

[walls of cetepedes]

The Bible

"Super-uber-bumper-book-of-spells-for-infants-and-the-eldaly"

 

[Armored Prayer]

"The Invisible Book of Invisibility."

 

[Debatra]

Al Azif.

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Legion]

"5 uses for your wand they don't teach you in class"

"The Potion book for the guy who won't take no for an answer"

I am ashamed at myself for making those type of jokes.

 

[GoldenRaz]

"By reading this title, the writer now owns your soul: A guide to magical cons"

 

[Pandalisk]

"Spells for Dummies"

 

[effilctar]

"The Invisible Book of Invisibility."

Cookie for reference to Harry Potter.

OT: Alastair Crowley's big book of Necromancy

 

[stabnex]

"Modern Witchcraft For Dummies"

"We Gots Da Spells, *****!"

"Murder & Amnesia Spells, kill your friends and make the authorities forget you exist"

"Toads Galore!"

 

[Debatra]

"The Invisible Book of Invisibility."

"The Monster Book of Monsters"

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

The Nukamincion
Blowing Things up for Fun and Profit
How to be the Wizard that Did It (Disclaimer: This is not a sex guide)
Memoirs of the Dark Lord Pony
Don't Read This Incantation or the Entire Universe Will Implo-

 

[jeiku]

"Voldemorts book of love and kittens"

 

[Randomeaninglessword]

"The throwing book, for when you just don't want to get up"

 

[Trivun]

"5 uses for your wand they don't teach you in class"

"The Potion book for the guy who won't take no for an answer"

I am ashamed at myself for making those type of jokes.

Please delete all that, since it made me laugh and since I'm in a university library I'm not allowed to make any noise, not even breathing.

j/k

Anyway, here's mine:

"The Bumper Book of Necromancy - Children's Edition"
"Necrophilia through the ages - How to turn your Undead Lover on"
"The Argos Catalogue of Spells - Summer 2009 edition"

[small]Note - anyone offended by the middle one let me know and I'll remove it, although since I have very limited internet access this week and none at all next week, you may have to wait for any action. Thanks.[/small]

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

"Modern Witchcraft For Dummies"

"We Gots Da Spells, *****!"

"Murder & Amnesia Spells, kill your friends and make the authorities forget you exist"

"Toads Galore!"

I think the last one might also be a shop.

EDIT: "The book of magically bad puns."

 

[jasoncyrus]

"The flashing book of Epilepsy Spells"

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Al Azif.

Cookie for the reference.

Ai! Ai! Sub-Niggurath!

Dr. House's Book Of Sarcastic Healing Spells
Bigby's Shadow Puppets
The Book of Armaments
The Red Adair Book of Pyromancy
Sarah Palin does Cryomancy for the Working Mum

 

[Chipperz]

"Blink and you - litigation of teleport spells throughout the ages."
"The Lion, the Witch and the misfiring Polymorph spell."
"Curse of Bladderblast, the noisy killer."
"Mooove! A study of conjured animals."
"101 Dah'rel'manths. A charming tale of a man, a woman and their demonic minions."

I'll come up with more later. I'm enjoying this

 

[notsosavagemessiah]

The big book of bound together flesh for raising the dead

Little book of dickotry

Big Book Of Dickotry

How to summon your demon and wield him too

The big book of jellyfish rain