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Kabutos

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My friend told me that she knew two kids with the names Lemonjello (Le-mon-jello) and Pajama (Pay-ja-mah)back in her hometown in Texas.
 

Roxilla84

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I tutored a child named Ty Lynn. Her last name was pronounced "Nahl" - so in all, she was Ty Lynn Nall (tylenol).
 

The_Chief

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when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.

EDIT: oh and there is this Italian kid in my school whos name is like Geanluka. pronounced John luka. and a girl named Jesaniqua or something like that. it confuses me.
 

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how bout Talula Does the Hoola from Hawaii? I believe that was some unfortionate child's name in New Zealand.
 

Boxinatorizore

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.
:O I am in envy!
 

The_Chief

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Boxinatorizore said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.
:O I am in envy!
oh the name or of my vacation?
 

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My grandma used to teach a girl named Misty Blue Waters.

There's also some girl floating around the world somewhere named "Misty Hyman", I believe.
 

Boxinatorizore

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Boxinatorizore said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.
:O I am in envy!
oh the name or of my vacation?
Both i suppose.
 

thenathannathan

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Heard this from a prof the other day.

First day of class, doing brief introductions;
"Alright, your turn. What's your name?"
"Moonchild."
"...Where are you from?"
"Vancouver."

Don't remember if it was a guy or a girl.
 

foxyboy

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La-A pronounced LaDASHa
and I have a distant cousin simply named "!" his grandma calls him mark
 

Lazzi

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I cuban and I gotta tell you, we end up naming kids some very stange things.

Yanis

Yanismaries

Ysenya

Those are the there most common names that seemed to have come over. I also Remeber a girl whos first name is Nilla (ne-ya, remeber this is spanish) Smith. Her grandmother on her father side married an american so she ended up with a hispanic first name and english alst name.
 

pixiejedi

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I work with a kid named Messiah. What kind of narcissistic parents name their son Messiah? at least Jesus was really a name. Another kid's name is Sunny Fields.

Also went to high school with a girl named Sunny Day.

My name is also lame (Jennifer) but my fiancee is trying to get me to name our son Cougar Mangler as a middle name, so at least I'll be able to spread the resentment.
 

The_Chief

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Boxinatorizore said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Boxinatorizore said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.
:O I am in envy!
oh the name or of my vacation?
Both i suppose.
thats right be jealous!
 

SarBni

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Thankfully my grandmother didn't get her way...she wanted me to be named Epiphroditus
 

the protaginist

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Boxinatorizore said:
imacharginmehlaz0r said:
when i was in liverpool on vacation i over heard a lady talking about how her friends first name is strawberry and her parents last name were fields, and they changed it to fields-forever. so they have a kid named strawberry fields forever.
:O I am in envy!
Wasn't Strawberry Fields the name of the girl James Bond seduced in Quantom of Solace? Meh.

Anyway, I know a girl named Fairy Diamond.
 

Lusional Sjenn

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Alright, I shit you guys not. This guy, his legal birth name, is Dusty Cooter. He prefers these days to be referred to as "Vash Anima, the demon fairy born with black eyes" Which Im not quite certain if that is more stupid or not given the circumstance but this thread is for names given by parents not stupid names people give themselves