Stupid names that parents give their children...

[Kaboose the Moose]

Cloud. Cloud is a stupid first name.

Also one of the guys from Stargate Atlantis, his real name was Rainbow Sun Francks .

Rainbow??. Really??

 

[Agrael]

Karin Eegreid.

(And no, I am not racist - and yes, there is a name like that)

Kari - A bunch/Crowd
Neegreid - black people

 

[rees263]

Robert, Who names there kid Robert Anymore? Asshats...

I hope you're joking. (Yes, it's my name)

 

[HerrBobo]

"Max."

*****, seriously?
Did you just name me after a movie?
I will cut you.

Hahahaha! Really??

When I was a kid I really wanted to be called "Max." Cause then when shit would be going down, I'd be all like, "I'm gonna take it to the Max!!"

The women would have loved it...

Alas, I'm called Steve....

 

[inuyasha dude]

dumbo weird

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

le-a

pronounced "ledasha"

 

[Liam1390]

Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver named his daughter Petal Blossom Rainbow. I didn't know he was that much of a hippie until I read about that.

 

[Loves2spooge]

I remember when I used to work at a well known chain of crappy furniture stores (hint: flatpack), I served this stupid looking hippy woman with a couple of kids who were running around. When she'd finished with her order she called for them and said;

"Phoenix, Atlanta, time to go!"

I went "Urgh..." and she asked what was wrong, to which I said "Nothing... until they go to high school".

 

[Woodsey]

There was a couple who named their kid Adolf Hitler in like, Alabama or something. Sucks to be him.

Is he the one who's parents couldn't get a cake made for him, because the guy said there was no way he was writing 'Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler' on it (or something similar to that at least)?

Someone named their kid Anakin (as in Skywalker) and another named theirs Jedi I think. Could be the same people.

Crazy mo fo's.

 

[Gabanuka]

Night Disco Dancer. The Dancer family are actualy quite nice.

 

[Fear Gingers]

aqua, essence, starshine, moonlight various shite like that. ahhte it when they have names i expect from cartoons aimed a 3 year old girls. oh and Zowie Bowie (Bowie's son)

 

[Vanbael]

Two names that are legit becuause I heard it on a radio talk show taking about obscure names (and I can't believe this knowledge has came to me):
"Tulula Does The Hula From Hawaii", a judge ordered a name change by force on that one.
"Fish 'n Chips" is another one I heard of from that same show.
And I knew someone that wanted to name his first born child "Taco Grande"

 

[Baldry]

Well it reaches that time to have I child I shall name them Chewbacca, Im such a loving guy

i actually know a kid named chewbacca! 0.0

Wow...Ive been beaten to the punch, oh well im still going thourgh with the plan....Whats there last name

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Renesmee

 

[T-Bone24]

I saw a picture of a kid called Jed I. Knight.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

"Max."

*****, seriously?
Did you just name me after a movie?
I will cut you.

Well from now on I will call you Bon Qui Qui.

 

[hermes]

A friend of mine is a fan of Lord of the Rings... When he had a boy, he named him "Aragorn".

Furthermore, the guy in the register service was kind of dumb, so he spelled it "Aragon".

He lives in South America, which means either variations sounds extremely odd...

 

[rampantcreature]

My college roomie from Louisiana would always give these 2 examples of crazy names:
Kefka (we need more insane clown villains)
Lawasha and Ladrya, twins (who will never do laundry)

 

[Gabanuka]

A friend of mine is a fan of Lord of the Rings... When he had a boy, he named him "Aragorn".

Better that then Gandalf.