Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[wolfy098]

No why would I wish to know what?

Why would I wish to know what?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You have a fixation on what's in people's pants.

Why did it rain today?

 

[Ren3004]

Because the angels were crying.

So, why were you crying, Vee?
[sub]Awwwww.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I had to walk 4 miles in the rain.

...Can you cheer me up?

 

[Ren3004]

*juggles some flaming chainsaws while circus music plays*



Did that work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*giggles childishly* I think so.

How did you get so good at circus flaming chainsaw juggling?

 

[Ren3004]

I learned it from my brother. He was trying it one day, and accidentally cut of his arms and burned down his bedroom. From then on, I decided to never drop a flaming chainsaw.



So, what w- OH MY GOD, HOW DID THIS GET HERE?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

OH DAMN, I LEFT THE TELEPORTER ON!

Will beating it with a broom drive it away?!

 

[Ren3004]

I don't think so, try hitting it with something bigger.


*phew* What was that, anyway?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It looked like...David Bowie with tentacles.

Maybe i should stop meddling with science, huh?

 

[Ren3004]

What? No, no. But maybe you should give genetic engineering a rest.


So, what will you take up as a hobby now?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Fishing with ninjas as bait.

Why did I get a B on both my Chemistry and Physics test today?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you managed to blow up the room on both tests. Yes, you can even blow stuff up in a theory test.


How can you do that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's just my explosive personality. *bud dun dun tsh*

Why do i suddenly feel ashamed?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm not gonna lie to you. It was the pun.


Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because puns are lazy writing.

Does that make me lazy too?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, yeah, kind of.


Wanna have some exercise? *nudge nudge wink wink*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, american football okay? I still have my halloween costume.

You've played before right?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes, but I suck.
[small]I'm back![/small]

What exactly is a "first down?"

 

[CanOfBeans]

its a term that bullys use to the kid who got tripped 1st, and it remains his nickname until he graduates

what happened yesterday?