WHOAAAAAA!!! *Gets spat out of vortex*
*Checks himself over* Legs. I've still got legs. [kisses one of them.] Good. Arms, hands. Ooh, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears? Yes. Eyes: two. Nose. I've had worse. Chin - blimey. Hair... [notes length.] I'm a girl! [checks Adam's apple.] No. No, I'm not a girl! And I'm still not ginger! There's something else. Something... important, I'm... [taps head.] I'm-I'm...
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