Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Pm0n3y]

Um alright. It goes a little something like this: Back when I still lived in NY, I had more of a loud, obnoxious additude. It was arrogant, annoying,and always wanted to get into a fight. But as I got older, I became smarter, and because of my increasing intelligence, my personality wanted to change. But my obnoxious, arrogant side wanted me to stay the same. So, I buried my arrogant side to the dark recesses of my mind in order to become smarter. When everyone unleashed their alter egos, he wanted to join in on the fun, so he released himself from his prison, and now he runs rampant around my mind.

Okay, who's telling the next story?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Me

can I tell how Sam completely came to be?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not me. I'm pleasantly pissed on Scotch thanks to this fountain behind me.

Go on, GG?

 

[Lambi]

Wanna know the story behind Douchebag-Lambi, who is now One Winged Angel-Lambi?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll listen to both, GG and lambi? I'm glad you like the present Sas! *grin and settles on GG's shoulders*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well it will be along story

anyone need to say anything before I get to posting?
*shrugs shoulders and settles Vaudess in*

 

[Lambi]

You start, GG.

Anyone else?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yesh...

Can I get a bucket, pleahse?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*passes Sas bucket*

alright then.

The year was 1957, I was just over and done with my anxiety over my time travelling and was starting to mingle with people again, I tried everything but I could never really socialize.
Then I realized that it was the 50's so I knew just what to do

any of this getting to you kids?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*nod nod* Yeah, carry on Whippersnapper?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Appears from bucket*
Yesh.

Carry on, GG? *Heaves, then disappears back over bucket*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I realized that you don't need charisma since everyone doesn't think women have rights
I of course was repelled by this but had to go with the flow,
so I harassed a young lady named Samantha from West Germany when she took the trip over

seeing how it all ties together?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You pissed off a woman named Samantha?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

listen up little sister and find out
She was actually charmed by my cute riff raff personality. She taught me the ways of a gentlemen and how to actually treat people (against the 50's thing I was used to) and soon we were courting, had some jolly old times until 1962 when I wanted to join a band and she freaked asking me if I learned nothing from her.
I was tired of her abusive behaviour and we broke up

still listening?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes...*HIC*

Did you know my body is now 75% Scotch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Best present ever Sas?
*nods* Yeah. I'm glad you got away from her. I didn't know the real her but she was abusive as hell in your head. *yawn and gets comfortable*

What happened next?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

she Vowed vengeance and swore I would pay. I put a restraining order on her and thought nothing more of it for years

wish I could say that was the end huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Did she find you?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

in good time little sister
I had to revert to cheap massages for money which was less glamours than it sounds.
Then I joined a band and was touring Canada and eventually America for a long while
the year ended up being 1969

starting to sound familiar?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Uh-huh! *grins*

I believe I know where we are now?