Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fine. I went to finish a few things.

...Are those underwear yours? I've seen them before...

 

[Sassafrass]

No, they're not.

Where did you see them before?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well. I have a pair just like them but I don't think those are mine, someone else I know has them too. I can't put my finger on who though.

Where did you even find them?

 

[Sassafrass]

I don't know. I went to bed in shorts, woke up here, naked except for these boxers.

...Can I have your coat please?
People are staring.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*chuckles*
Of course. *takes off jacket and hands to Sas*

*Looks to people in bar*
What?! You've never seen a guy in his boxers in the middle of a bar?! Back to drinking!

Does it fit okay, or would you prefer the sweater?

 

[Lambi]

Hold on a minute.
*Snaps fingers, Sas's clothes appear along with a big enough closet for him to fit in*

Get in there and put those clothes on, ok?
[sup]And then you'll have to come out of the closet. *snicker*[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Why would I have to get in the closet?
Oh, right. The boxers...
*Gets in*

...Why is there an old man in here?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, sorry.
*Snaps fingers, old man disappears*

Better?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, thanks.
*Comes out of closet*

How do I look?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Dashing and dressed.

Good enough?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it is.

Now, drinks?

 

[Lambi]

*snicker*
You look good.
*snicker*

You just came out of the closet, you know?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I do.
Now hand me David Tennant.

Why Tennant?

 

[Lambi]

I don't know.

You said something about drinks?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Brings tray of drinks*

Why not Tennant?

 

[Sassafrass]

That is a good counter argument.

But why not John Barrowman?
[sup]And my man crushes are revealed.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't you have excellent taste in men? *Raises eyebrow*

 

[Sassafrass]

I believe I do.

And I do believe I had a third.
What was his name again?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Mr. Pegg?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, that was the one.

Do I detect competition on the Pegg and Tennant front?