Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

*unicorn jumps up and gets GG in his eye with it's horn*
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*GG rips the unicorns head off with his bare hands*

SWEET JESUS THE PAIN!!!
WHERE DID MY EYE GO?!?!?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

GG! *clutches bionic eye*

You're going to be okay, alright?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YES!!!!!!

OH YOU MEAN GG?!?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

MY F*****ING EYE IS MISSING GOD DAMMIT!!
*GG stumbles around screaming*

WOULD YOU KINDLY TAKE THE F*CKING HORN OUT OF MY EYE SOCKET!?!?!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YES!!!! *Takes the horn out of GG's eye*

YOU OK?!?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Snaps into action and removes horn**blood*
We're going to move quickly, your eye is fine.

Sas, help?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG clutches eye his screams eventually dieing down to moans of horrendous pain*

VAUDESS I AM MISSING A EYE!

DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN I AM IN?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I know, I know! I'm just trying to stay calm!

Understand?! *helps up*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG's one eye glares at Vaudess.*
*blood pears through in between his fingers*

my god I am in so much pain

does anyone have some f*cking morphine or something?

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm the Doctor. I have not come this far to see a Unicorn hurt my friends.
Back into the Void you go, Unicorn M1A1!
*Grabs unicorn and jumps into the Void with it*

I'll be baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

[sup]Sas

I ripped it's head off remember?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*sits GG down*
*draws needle and injects*

...This will do you some good. You won't feel a thing?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG removes his hand showing the empty socket still gushing out blood*

your right I don't feel a thing

how do I look?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*winces*
...Like a million dollars...
*starts to wipe away and stem blood*

I'll fix your eye in just a second, alright?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*closes eye socket*
wow

this is pretty metal isn't it?

 

[Lambi]

Sas, I must ask you.

Have you played FF V?
Or at least Dissidia FF?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it is.
*Pause scene* And no, I haven't, lambi. Why? *Restart scene*

How are ya doing, GG?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Sas my eye is being held be Vaudess

not all that great to tell you the truth


Vaudess you were doing something?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*nods and concentrates on fixing eye with pocket wrench*...and done...

Alright, I'm going to put you asleep for a few minutes, just so I can put it back in and stitch up any damage without hurting you?