Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're Bedpan racing...
*mild blush* Lambi. We'll see who wins, they can have that or my gun.

Okay. *takes latest gun from leg holster for Sas*

Everyone ready?

 

[Lambi]

Bedpan racing.

Anyone mind explaining it to IC?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'm not sure I haven't gotten past 2 feet on a bedpan race
*readies feet*

so we run to where?

 

[Sassafrass]

From here to the entrance of the hospital.

Ready?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*shrugs*
sure

*gets set*

go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Go!

*Races off down the stairs*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG stomps until he crashes through a floor of the hospital*

this counts right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, you jumped the start!

Or did she? *Races off after Vaude*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG jumps through a wall to stairwell*

am I winning?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope! *Passes GG*

See you at the end, boys? *races off*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*Grabs trolly and uses it like a scateboard*
Not so fast Vaudess!

*hits something that shoots GG off forward*

crap how did I not think of this?

 

[Lambi]

Hey guys.
*Runs past everyone, finishes first*

Now then?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No! *collapses*

You see why I shouldn't bother? *sob* *silver medal*

 

[Lambi]

Don't cry Vaude.

At least you were second.

Isn't that something?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed. *Goes past in TARDIS*

Is it me or am I cheating?
[sup]Double ninja![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

You came in third, Sas.

Nothing changes that.

Now then.

My rewards?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*pats Vaudess on shoulder*
shhhh shhh don't worry Vaudess!
Lambi's a good racer there's no shame from losing to the near god of bed pan racing.
*grabs bronze medal*

you want a Banana sticker for 2nd?