Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Nope, I'm on your ceiling.


I'm a ninja, you see?

 

[Sassafrass]

O RLY?

Answer me this.
Why aren't any fucking hairdressers open near where I live?!
[sup]I am now pissed off with hairdressers.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Because your hair looks good long.


Why aren't there any good hairdressers open near where I live?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because they are useless and have be trained by gibbons.

Haven't you heard my awesome plan for mah hair?
[sup]Trust me, it's awesome.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I haven't.

What is it?

 

[Sassafrass]

I plan to style my hair on this guys.

Spoiler: This is 'this guy'

Won't it be awesome?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, yes it will.


What about your beard?

 

[Sassafrass]

I may shave that off.

Or do you think I should keep it?

 

[Lambi]

Depends.

Has Dr. Cox ever had a beard?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not that I can remember.

Time to shave it off?
[sup]Sad face...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

I was thinking of shaving mine sometime soon.

Are you going now to shave it off?
Sas?
Hello?

 

[Sassafrass]

Hello. Sorry, was having connection troubles.
Yes I am.

Shall I do it later on?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

naw keep it
I like the idea of knowing a beard-o

Do you not like it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I like it, just not sure if it'll go with the Dr. Cox hairstyle I'm getting tomorrow.

What do you think?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I thimk a bug is infecting everyone to post pictures of themselves on their profiles.

So, Dr. Cox hair you say?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I did say Dr. Cox hair.

Do you think it'll look good?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Umm....no. I've always hated curly hair. He is the only one that can pull it off, I don't think you'll be able to.

Are you going to do aa user review soon? I saw you saying something about it waaaay back.

FUCKING STICKY A KEY!

 

[Sassafrass]

Sadly, no I'm not.
This is due to the rampant hatred that seems to have sprung up around high posters and people who come here to have fun.

Sorry about that?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Awwwww. But they're awesome!

WHY CRUEL WORLD??!! *shakes fist*