What has happened to the stupid question part of the title?
Did it become stupid, stupid answer?
Anyway.
Pile on of hugs!!
*Jumps*
Do pile ons ever actually work properly?
[sub]Going to watch the Big Bang Theory and How I met Your Mother on E4, back in an hour[/sub]
After securing permission and as a celebration for hitting 15K posts[footnote]If you don?t like this fact, tough, I like to celebrate the little things in life.[/footnote] without notable MOD wrath, I have brought these back for a farewell tour, so to speak. When this is posted, it shall be the end of them for good. I will not do them again and will not accept any more requests to do so.
And if you do not like this idea, please feel free to keep that opinion to yourself. This is meant as a bit of fun, please appreciate it as such.
And now, on with the train wreck!
But first, some music for you to listen to while you read this. Enjoy.
Lambi, huh. What type of name is Lambi? Sounds like you favourite movie of all time was Bambi but seeing as that?s a bit kiddyish you had to change one word to make sure you weren?t ridiculed.
Avatar. It?s an anime character that is of questionable gender. It?s the avatar version of Max The Reaper.
?Shit, leg it! *Runs away* We don?t need another Max!
Posting wise, seems to have intelligence and fun loving but soon will flood the foums with FF references and talk about his favourite animes.
Pararaptor? Para-raptor? Is the name supposed to mean you are a Raptor that os part of a parachute regiment or something. And it sounds about as scary as a Parapuppy.
Your avatar. ?I?m sensing that you may be Max again on a different account. It?s another avatar that we can?t quite distinguish from either gender. It may be male or a really ugly female. But whatever it is, it?s ugly.
Posting habits are good, funny and generally add to the conversations. But soon, he shall go off on a rant about how dinosaurs ruled the world and will rise again as our over-lords.
VaudeVillianVeteran. TOO MANY V?S! I know you like V for Vendetta and all but come on! You can have only so many V?s. Maybe add a couple of Z?s and a few R?s.
Avatar is a game character with blood on her dress. Or at least, that is what I have been told by your good self. I still believe it is you after you?ve killed someone.[footnote]If it?s Keanu Reeves, I?m cool about it.[/footnote] You ain?t fooling me.
Posting seems to portray a fun, creative individual but she will soon, without any doubt, go mad and start posting V for Vendetta references everywhere along with some Bioshock Splicer lines thrown in.
Furburt. Furby, Furby, Furby. What the hell were you smoking when you came up with this name? It makes you seem moronic at the very least, you fool.
His avatar. It is a man laughing at a camera. OK. Are you laughing at us, Furburt? Are you laughing down at us from atop your mountain of skulls? You egotistical freak?
Posting wise, seems to be cool and easy to talk to but he will turn on you all and rain down his wrathful vengeance through Evil Dead references and spamming us with the fact he is Irish.
Hubilub.[footnote]Tall, pale, Swdeish. See, I mentioned it for you. Happy?[/footnote][footnote]Recently, Hubilub found out the secret on how to post before the staff in their own threads!
But he kept the secret to himself, afraid that it would be misused by someone with a smaller ego, therefore ensuring that the person would be too weak to carry the weight of the world on his arrogance.
For only Hubs ego is big enough to carry the world. I?d suggest beating him with a chair, people.[/footnote] Huby buby Lub. How did you come up with this name? Did you just hit some random keys on your keyboard with your hands or something?
Avatar is a dancing man. Riiiiiight. I can?t truly criticize this as I actually quite enjoy it. It?s funky. But the pattern on the stairs is terrible. My God, it?s giving me a flashback to when I got trampled by some angry Zebras. ARE YOU HAPPY?! ARE YOU HAPPY I?M RELIVING THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE?!
Posting seems to be similar to Furburt?s, cool and easy to talk to but he shall soon discuss how he shall become a famous reviewer when we all know he can?t review to save his life [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.168985][footnote]I mean everything I say about your reviews. Or do I? *Cue mysterious music*[/footnote] and has no grammar skillz at all.
Ren. That is understandable as I assume it?s you name. What I don?t understand is the 3004. Is that either your favourite number or the amount of people you?ve killed in real life?
Avatar timez.[footnote]Check me out, I?m kewl, I used a Z instead of a S![/footnote] It?s either you or someone else with their face painted as the Joker. You do know that he?ll find you and put you in a bomb for that, right? No one likes imitators.
Posting habits make him out to be fun and easily pleased. However, he?ll soon get bored with us and spam the forums with random Batman quotes before blowing us all up with marzipan and kitten bombs after tracking our IP addresses.
?Well, it?s different, I?ll give you that. But it?s not that creative. I dislike a lack of creativity. So therefore, you are worthless to me and just another worthless peon along with the others![footnote]/ego trip.[/footnote]
Avatar time. It appears to be a kid dressed up as a pirate waving a fake revolver at a nervous cameraman. Is this an insight to Furburt?s past life as a pirate? Whatever it is, it?s just really lame IMO.[/footnote]Opinion: That which is opined; a notion or conviction founded on probable evidence; belief stronger than impression, less strong than positive knowledge; settled judgment in regard to any point of knowledge or action. Learn that.[/footnote]
Posting wise he seems clever and thinks it through but he shall soon rise up alongside Furburt and as his right hand man, rule over the Escapist with an iron post count. Or a fist, whichever he can get.
IdealistCommi[footnote]He was one of the people that helped me create these things, ya know? Beat with an emu as thanks.[/footnote], huh? What type of person are you, trying to promote you Communist ideals on the rest of us? That?s advertising, you know? I should report you for that.
Avatar is a mudkip. Ok then. It?s a Communist Mudkip, however. With an Escapist E in the background. Are you impling, you git, that the Escapist is backing your Communistic rampage? The Escapist would never get involved with Communism, grammar and search bar Nazis, sure but not Communists.
Posting wise, he seems to be a fun guy and an interesting chap but he shall soon overwhelm us with his ?sexiness guy on the Escapist[footnote]Happy now? I dropped it in for ya.[/footnote]? title and force us to agree with him or he?ll convert us all to Communism.
Well, thanks for reading this.
You may experience that fuzzy tingling feeling of my awesomeness for some time to come.
After securing permission and as a celebration for hitting 15K posts[footnote]If you don?t like this fact, tough, I like to celebrate the little things in life.[/footnote] without notable MOD wrath, I have brought these back for a farewell tour, so to speak. When this is posted, it shall be the end of them for good. I will not do them again and will not accept any more requests to do so.
And if you do not like this idea, please feel free to keep that opinion to yourself. This is meant as a bit of fun, please appreciate it as such.
And now, on with the train wreck!
But first, some music for you to listen to while you read this. Enjoy.
Lambi, huh. What type of name is Lambi? Sounds like you favourite movie of all time was Bambi but seeing as that?s a bit kiddyish you had to change one word to make sure you weren?t ridiculed.
Avatar. It?s an anime character that is of questionable gender. It?s the avatar version of Max The Reaper.
?Shit, leg it! *Runs away* We don?t need another Max!
Posting wise, seems to have intelligence and fun loving but soon will flood the foums with FF references and talk about his favourite animes.
Pararaptor? Para-raptor? Is the name supposed to mean you are a Raptor that is part of a parachute regiment or something. And it sounds about as scary as a Parapuppy.
Your avatar. ?I?m sensing that you may be Max again on a different account. It?s another avatar that we can?t quite distinguish from either gender. It may be male or a really ugly female. But whatever it is, it?s ugly.
Posting habits are good, funny and generally add to the conversations. But soon, he shall go off on a rant about how dinosaurs ruled the world and will rise again as our over-lords.
VaudeVillianVeteran. TOO MANY V?S! I know you like V for Vendetta and all but come on! You can have only so many V?s. Maybe add a couple of Z?s and a few R?s.
Avatar is a game character with blood on her dress. Or at least, that is what I have been told by your good self. I still believe it is you after you?ve killed someone.[footnote]If it?s Keanu Reeves, I?m cool about it.[/footnote] You ain?t fooling me.
Posting seems to portray a fun, creative individual but she will soon, without any doubt, go mad and start posting V for Vendetta references everywhere along with some Bioshock Splicer lines thrown in.[footnote]And continually ninja my ass in Forum Games[/footnote]
Furburt. Furby, Furby, Furby. What the hell were you smoking when you came up with this name? It makes you seem moronic at the very least, you fool.
His avatar. It is a man laughing at a camera. OK. Are you laughing at us, Furburt? Are you laughing down at us from atop your mountain of skulls? You egotistical freak?
Posting wise, seems to be cool and easy to talk to but he will turn on you all and rain down his wrathful vengeance through Evil Dead references and spamming us with the fact he is Irish.
I do believe it is time for a musical interlude. Time for a bit of J-Pop.
Now, we shall continue with the reviews.
Hubilub.[footnote]Tall, pale, Swdeish. See, I mentioned it for you. Happy?[/footnote][footnote]Recently, Hubilub found out the secret on how to post before the staff in their own threads!
But he kept the secret to himself, afraid that it would be misused by someone with a smaller ego, therefore ensuring that the person would be too weak to carry the weight of the world on his arrogance.
For only Hubs ego is big enough to carry the world. I?d suggest beating him with a chair, people.[/footnote] Huby buby Lub. How did you come up with this name? Did you just hit some random keys on your keyboard with your hands or something?
Avatar is a dancing man. Riiiiiight. I can?t truly criticize this as I actually quite enjoy it. It?s funky. But the pattern on the stairs is terrible. My God, it?s giving me a flashback to when I got trampled by some angry Zebras. ARE YOU HAPPY?! ARE YOU HAPPY I?M RELIVING THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE?!
Posting seems to be similar to Furburt?s, cool and easy to talk to but he shall soon discuss how he shall become a famous reviewer when we all know he can?t review to save his life [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.168985][footnote]I mean everything I say about your reviews. Or do I? *Cue mysterious music*[/footnote] and has no grammar skillz at all.
Ren. That is understandable as I assume it?s you name. What I don?t understand is the 3004. Is that either your favourite number or the amount of people you?ve killed in real life?
Avatar timez.[footnote]Check me out, I?m kewl, I used a Z instead of a S![/footnote] It?s either you or someone else with their face painted as the Joker. You do know that he?ll find you and put you in a bomb for that, right? No one likes imitators.
Posting habits make him out to be fun and easily pleased. However, he?ll soon get bored with us and spam the forums with random Batman quotes before blowing us all up with marzipan and kitten bombs after tracking our IP addresses.
?Well, it?s different, I?ll give you that. But it?s not that creative. I dislike a lack of creativity. So therefore, you are worthless to me and just another worthless peon along with the others![footnote]/ego trip.[/footnote]
Avatar time. It appears to be a kid dressed up as a pirate waving a fake revolver at a nervous cameraman. Is this an insight to Furburt?s past life as a pirate? Whatever it is, it?s just really lame IMO.[/footnote]Opinion: That which is opined; a notion or conviction founded on probable evidence; belief stronger than impression, less strong than positive knowledge; settled judgment in regard to any point of knowledge or action. Learn that.[/footnote]
Posting wise he seems clever and thinks it through but he shall soon rise up alongside Furburt and as his right hand man, rule over the Escapist with an iron post count. Or a fist, whichever he can get.
IdealistCommi[footnote]He was one of the people that helped me create these things, ya know? Beat with an emu as thanks.[/footnote], huh? What type of person are you, trying to promote you Communist ideals on the rest of us? That?s advertising, you know? I should report you for that.
Avatar is a mudkip. Ok then. It?s a Communist Mudkip, however. With an Escapist E in the background. Are you impling, you git, that the Escapist is backing your Communistic rampage? The Escapist would never get involved with Communism, grammar and search bar Nazis, sure but not Communists.
Posting wise, he seems to be a fun guy and an interesting chap but he shall soon overwhelm us with his ?sexiness guy on the Escapist[footnote]Happy now? I dropped it in for ya.[/footnote]? title and force us to agree with him or he?ll convert us all to Communism.
Well, thanks for reading this.
You may experience that fuzzy tingling feeling of my awesomeness for some time to come.
Yes, I am tripping on my own ego.
Yes, I am joking about this.
And yes, I am single.
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