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No, that's also you.

You need more then one manager, Vaude?

[sup]0.o[/sup]
 

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Yeah, I'd think you'd have a good presence on the screen.

And be more likeable then half of the presenters out there anyway?

Sassafrass and VaudevillianVeteran Review: The X-Factor

Yes, this is another doubles review as the last one went quite well, don?t you agree?
Again, any TL;DR posts shall be reported. M?kay?



Well now. The X-Factor. A TV talent show that was formerly known as Pop Idol. A TV show that, like Big Brother, spawned numerous spin offs in several countries over the world and probably has its own version somewhere in space where aliens try to appease an alien ego maniac with his waistband around his nipples.


This is what I think of the X-Factor. ?Oh, alright, I?ll give it a fair chance.

Let?s start this review of with the format of the show, how they pick the contestants and weed out the poorer ones, etc etc. It?s actually a simple and entertaining format, if a little cringe worthy and annoying due to the MASSIVE, and I shall reiterate that point again, MASSIVE amount of ego tripping the judges and even some of the contestants seem to do. The show and judges travel from city to city, auditioning people who have little to no talent at ALL! turn up and believe they can be the next big thing. The producers of the show then pick the ones they deem good enough to stand in front of the judges. They then go into a small room with the four judges, or as of 2009, go onto a stage in front of 2000 people and the judges and sing their hearts out, hoping against hope they shall be liked by at least three of the four judges, who will either say yes or no. 3 Yes? gets them onto the next round, which is Boot Camp.


Sadly, it?s not that kind of Boot Camp.
 

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Aw, Thanks. *grabs pen and speaks into it like a mic* 'This is Vaudevillian, and welcome to SQ, SA! With your guests, Ren, Sas, Lambi, GG, Waffles and all the rest!'

Well it wouldn't be difficult really, would it?

[sub] Awesome start, Sas! I gotta get to work! *Salutes*[/sub]
 

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Well...no, actually.

But you say I'm a guest?

[sup]I live here!
And I'm looking forward to the contestant part...*Insert evil laughter here*
And numerous Jedward hate stuff.[/sup]
 

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Oh that's right- *ahem* 'Please allow me to rephrase that! Meet these high-class Gents-Ren, Sas, Lambi, GG, Waffles and all the rest!'

Better?
 

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Nah, it's just a couple of shows.

*Puts phone back to ear* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Will you add a couple of 0's and a 1 to the front of that and I'll ask her?