Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.
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Sure thing. It's not like I'm in any rush.
...*More internal conflict over opening that door?*
...*More internal conflict over opening that door?*
Hey. I don't know what's in there.
Surely that's reason enough?
[sub] Fucking needle! Why won't you-! Oops. Ah, blood.[/sub]
Surely that's reason enough?
[sub] Fucking needle! Why won't you-! Oops. Ah, blood.[/sub]
Indeed. But it is so tempting...
Haven't you ever been tempted to sneak a peek?
[sup]Two things. First of all, ouch.
Second thing, Scrubs RP. Will we need to learn the medical jargon?[/sup]
Haven't you ever been tempted to sneak a peek?
[sup]Two things. First of all, ouch.
Second thing, Scrubs RP. Will we need to learn the medical jargon?[/sup]
Look. Normally I'd be cool with it. But since GG took a peek at something I didn't even know existed and became traumatized, i think you should wait until I can at least look first?
[sub] *stops blood* It's fine either way. Some jargon would be cool but don't sweat it.[/sub]
[sub] *stops blood* It's fine either way. Some jargon would be cool but don't sweat it.[/sub]
...Alright.
Could you sort of speed it up a bit then?
It's beginning to tempt me a lot...
[sup]That's good to know. I was worrying a bit about having to learn a ton of stuff.[/sup]
Could you sort of speed it up a bit then?
It's beginning to tempt me a lot...
[sup]That's good to know. I was worrying a bit about having to learn a ton of stuff.[/sup]
...Not so loud.
I assume it went well, then?
[sup]What parts of the review were you doing again, Vaude?
I seem to have forgotten.[/sup]
I assume it went well, then?
Sassafrass and VaudevillianVeteran Review: The X-Factor
Yes, this is another doubles review as the last one went quite well, don?t you agree?
Again, any TL;DR posts shall be reported. M?kay?
Well now. The X-Factor. A TV talent show that was formerly known as Pop Idol. A TV show that, like Big Brother, spawned numerous spin offs in several countries over the world and probably has its own version somewhere in space where aliens try to appease an alien ego maniac with his waistband around his nipples.
This is what I think of the X-Factor. ?Oh, alright, I?ll give it a fair chance.
Let?s start this review of with the format of the show, how they pick the contestants and weed out the poorer ones, etc etc. It?s actually a simple and entertaining format, if a little cringe worthy and annoying due to the MASSIVE, and I shall reiterate that point again, MASSIVE amount of ego tripping the judges and even some of the contestants seem to do. The show and judges travel from city to city, auditioning people whohave little to no talent at ALL! turn up and believe they can be the next big thing. The producers of the show then pick the ones they deem good enough to stand in front of the judges. They then go into a small room with the four judges, or as of 2009, go onto a stage in front of 2000 people and the judges and sing their hearts out, hoping against hope they shall be liked by at least three of the four judges, who will either say yes or no. 3 Yes? gets them onto the next round, which is Boot Camp.
Sadly, it?s not that kind of Boot Camp. Shame, really.
The Boot Camp. Which either takes place in a hotel or a small studio, away from the nasty shouting people dressed in army fatigues. Which would make for a better show but anyway! It is here, in the confines of a building of which no one actually knows about, the people that have been picked for Boot Camp sing to a judge and at times, a special guest from the world of music to judge them and give them tips on their performance. After they have done this, they then move it to the judges houses where they cut down the number of contestants to 12 from a number which is higher then twelve but less then 24 but around an even number. I think. It may have changed since I last watched this.
*Sighs* If only they did that to the axed contestants faces...
After this stage, we move on to the live shows!/ wrists HUZZAH!!! Now, the live shows serve the purpose of letting you, yes you[footnote] *Points at the smuck reading this reader*[/footnote] vote off the person they don?t like. And before I forget to mention, each of the four judges, who shall be named later on in the review, have taken control of a certain group of people. This tend to be done on age difference, gender and whether or not they are in groups or not. But anyway! Enough of the trivial stuff. These shows tend to be done every Saturday night and run for two hours. Here, the lucky contestants sing in front of the judges, who are now only there for criticism purposes, the live studio audience and about 15 million people in the UK who watche and then phone a number which puts money straight in Cowell?s wallet to vote for their favourite act and the one they wish to save from obscurity.
Yes, this is another doubles review as the last one went quite well, don?t you agree?
Again, any TL;DR posts shall be reported. M?kay?
Well now. The X-Factor. A TV talent show that was formerly known as Pop Idol. A TV show that, like Big Brother, spawned numerous spin offs in several countries over the world and probably has its own version somewhere in space where aliens try to appease an alien ego maniac with his waistband around his nipples.
This is what I think of the X-Factor. ?Oh, alright, I?ll give it a fair chance.
Let?s start this review of with the format of the show, how they pick the contestants and weed out the poorer ones, etc etc. It?s actually a simple and entertaining format, if a little cringe worthy and annoying due to the MASSIVE, and I shall reiterate that point again, MASSIVE amount of ego tripping the judges and even some of the contestants seem to do. The show and judges travel from city to city, auditioning people who
Sadly, it?s not that kind of Boot Camp. Shame, really.
The Boot Camp. Which either takes place in a hotel or a small studio, away from the nasty shouting people dressed in army fatigues. Which would make for a better show but anyway! It is here, in the confines of a building of which no one actually knows about, the people that have been picked for Boot Camp sing to a judge and at times, a special guest from the world of music to judge them and give them tips on their performance. After they have done this, they then move it to the judges houses where they cut down the number of contestants to 12 from a number which is higher then twelve but less then 24 but around an even number. I think. It may have changed since I last watched this.
*Sighs* If only they did that to the axed contestants faces...
After this stage, we move on to the live shows!
[sup]What parts of the review were you doing again, Vaude?
I seem to have forgotten.[/sup]
Good. Apart from some slight pain, that is.
Is it alright for me to sit up?
[sup]I'll let you handle them. Otherwise my part of that would just be 'I HATE THEM ALL! 'Cept Louis and Cheryl. And I was planning on being very harsh on Cowell and Danni. Oh, and could you do a part on contestants that have been either good or bad but stuck in your mind like glue, please?[/sup]
Is it alright for me to sit up?
[sup]I'll let you handle them. Otherwise my part of that would just be 'I HATE THEM ALL! 'Cept Louis and Cheryl. And I was planning on being very harsh on Cowell and Danni. Oh, and could you do a part on contestants that have been either good or bad but stuck in your mind like glue, please?[/sup]
Oh sure. You're good to go.
Can you sit up, okay?
[sub] Well, I'll be harsh on Cowell that's a given. No problem![/sub]
Can you sit up, okay?
[sub] Well, I'll be harsh on Cowell that's a given. No problem![/sub]
*Winces a little* Yeah, it's not too bad.
Thanks for saving my life?
[sup]I found a pic I was going to use for the judges section that had Danni and Cowell in. Let me find it out again.[/sup]
Thanks for saving my life?
[sup]I found a pic I was going to use for the judges section that had Danni and Cowell in. Let me find it out again.[/sup]
Yeah, I should.
But where to start?
Insert face melting and plastic surgery/Botox related joke(s) here!
But where to start?
Insert face melting and plastic surgery/Botox related joke(s) here!
That would be a god idea.
But what if violence seems to find me?
[sup]You are welcome.
GIVE THEM HELL!!! *Ahem* Must pull my hatred of him out of the review.[/sup]
But what if violence seems to find me?
[sup]You are welcome.
GIVE THEM HELL!!! *Ahem* Must pull my hatred of him out of the review.[/sup]
Fight violence with violence. Or interpretive dance.
Or get someone to take the violence for you?
[sub] *battlecry*[/sub]
Or get someone to take the violence for you?
[sub] *battlecry*[/sub]
Nah, I'm too honourable to do that.
I guess I'll have to suck it up then?
[sup]REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT MADNESS!!! THIS. IS. SPARTA!!! *Kicks some guy into a nearby well*
...Yeah.[/sup]
I guess I'll have to suck it up then?
[sup]REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT MADNESS!!! THIS. IS. SPARTA!!! *Kicks some guy into a nearby well*
...Yeah.[/sup]