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SeanTheSheep

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Pararaptor said:
Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say, love.

The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly. To start with, he had only one eye and where the other should have been was a hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner.

Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby, striped type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, and even his shoulders. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. ?That?s one UGLY cat !?

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave. Ugly always had the same reaction.

If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around your feet in forgiveness.

Whenever he spied children, he would come running, meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love.

If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbor?s dogs. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly?s sad life was almost at an end.

As I picked him up and tried to carry him home, I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. It must be hurting him terribly, I thought.

Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear. Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying, was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring.

Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion. At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly.

Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me?I will always try to be Ugly.

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This actually made me cry.
Not manly man tears.
But "I'm scared my cat is going to die any minute now" tears.
He hasn't eaten the last few days, except a couple of mouthfuls, and he seems really ill, the weird, milky white second set of eyelids that cats have, is covering about half of his eyes, and have been for the last few days he hasn't jumped anywhere at all, and has to be picked up to be put on my lap or bed.
I took him to the vet to get checked up, he's pretty ill, they're keeping him there overnight, he may or may not pull through.
Is is OK if I don't ask a stupid question?
 

Sassafrass

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Case of me Vs Someone.

I killed his brick with a shovel. Guilty or not?

[sup]Don't confuse me...
I've only had an hours sleep. Tis fun!
...Fuck that ninja chain, I'm going to the shed.[/sup]
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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I'm so sorry Sean. *hugs*

Me vs Parliament. I tried to take it down on the inside and may have brought a chainsaw.

Guilty or not guilty?
 

Ren3004

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Not guilty, you were filming a new version of Guy Fawkes's story.


Anyone else?
 

Sassafrass

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Not guilty.

But you are guilty for not taking me with you, yes?

[sup]Two questions. Wll you all stop ninjaing me?!
Second, where is the nearest roof top?[/sup]
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Fuck yes! Three not guilty's! Sas you're coming with the next time!

Send in the next prisoner?

[sub] *Grabs Sas* No you don't. You're going to Parliament with me. [/sub]
 

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I have no idea what the comment is going to be before me so I say yes.

Agreed?

[sup]Why did the ninja not surprise me? *Sidles closer to roof edge*[/sup]
 

SeanTheSheep

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EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH TRAMPOLINES AND TOBASCO!
Sooo... can we go so I can kill Cameron yet?
You guys can have Brown and the labor party...