Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

You don't mind another man hug? *Man hug*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Wait. So which is better? My hugs or your man hugs?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm sorry, Sean. *hugs*

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, man hugs are better between men.

A man doing a feminine hug wouldn't quite work, would it?

 

[Ren3004]

Works for some people.


Group hug?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? *group hug*

And what's the difference between a girl hug and a man hug again? Aren't girl hugs closer or something?

 

[Ren3004]

Man hugs involve squeezing almost until the spine breaks.


Why don't we do it more often?

 

[Lambi]

Because of what happened to Robert.

Remember?

 

[Sassafrass]

Not of the top of my head.

Remind me?

 

[Lambi]

We hugged him too manly and his spine broke.

Ring any bells?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, right. Rob and Ert.


Right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well. He was that after he split in two?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, yes. Rob and Ert.

Does this sentence give make you feel like I know what I am talking about?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, it's pretty effective.


So, you don't know about Rob and Ert?

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I don't.

Care to explain?

 

[Ren3004]

Well we gave Robert a group man hug and his spine broke. Then he got cut in half. There was blood everywhere. And thus, Rob and Ert were born.


Cool story, huh?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed...

How are they now?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Brings a tear to my eye everytime.

Maybe we love too much?

 

[Ren3004]

They're fine. Twice as productive, actually.

Maybe we could rip of our loving hearts?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nah. Our hearts are good really. Just we're a little extreme with the love, right?