Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Nope. She's here. In my house. We're gonna hav- OW!



On a totally unrelated subject, do you have any chloroform?
[sub] OUCH OUCH. OK, I got it!. OW, what was that one for?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You know why! And no I don't have chloroform.

How'd I get here? and why have i got my weapons ready?

 

[Ren3004]

In your car, I think. And put that away.


You do have a car, don't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did. But you totaled it when you went to Mars.

You're going to make that up to me, aren't you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah, but I can only pay you in gum.

What kind would you like?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Banana melon!

Why have I been gone so long?

 

[SteakHeart]

You were stuck in a time paradox.

Why are my veins spontaneously popping?

 

[Ren3004]

It's a rare disease. Luckily, for just $50 a month, I can cure with my... ahem... special natural medicine.



What does it taste like?

 

[SteakHeart]

Pervertedness.

Is that even a taste?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Apparently. It also tastes like Bleach and Cinnamon.

Making much money from this?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah, but he has to give the money back to anyone who was impregnated by the medicine.

I wonder why that would happen?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Que?

How the hell did the medicine get green lighted?

 

[Ren3004]

I market it as a "vitamin supplement".


Cyanide isn't dangerous, is it??

 

[Ren3004]

Ja.


Fooled you, didn't I?

 

[SteakHeart]

Nein.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
[small]Piecakecookiebiscotticroissantpancakewafflecandybar for anyone who can tell me which RP I'm referencing.[/small]

 

[SteakHeart]

TOO MUCH FOREIGN LANGUAGE MAKE ME ANGRY!

Oh shit, did I really just snap his neck?