Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Of course I wouldn't.


Is there any logical or illogical reason why I would?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well illogically because banana spoon tomato fish.

But not, there is not rational reason why.

Why were you talking about space slugs though?

 

[Ren3004]

Because it's a common disease?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm really hoping I don't have it.

What do I do to make sure? Before...THAT happens?

 

[Ren3004]

Eat one of these?

Spoiler

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Are you crazy? I can't eat one of those whole! Even if they have a great source of vitamins.

 

[Ren3004]

It's actually just |========| this big. And they're mostly a source of protein.


I would never suggest you ate a person-sized space marine, now, would I?

 

[ThreeWords]

Yes...

[sup]I would/...[/sup]

Hell, why not?

 

[Ren3004]

Because that chainsaw rifle is a pain to swallow.


Hey, I haven't seen you in a while! Where've you been?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He must've escaped from the basement. I mean, he's back from vacation!

Even worse if it was a Gear of War sized marine.

You know I trust you right? *eats*

 

[Ren3004]

Now, down it with a big glass of water.

Take one of these a week to build your very own COG army?
[sub]On a related note:'THEY'RE MAKING ULCERS WITH A GIANT WORM!"[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why would I want my own COG army? I just kinda want to stay healthy? *Drinks water*

[sub] Huh?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, but you don't want to have just one guy there in case something big comes up.

Get what I mean?
[sub]Just making fun of a Gears of War 2 line.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*nods* Yeah, good point.

Thank you? *hugs*

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed.

Can I have my own COG army?

[sup]She may be ill but she can still ninja me.[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I got that when I first heard they were called COGs, I thought it was a terrible pun, then the guys said they were really called that.
I don't get it Vaude.
Are you saying that the cogs will kill babies or huge winkies or what?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Sean, what have you been smoking?

 

[Ren3004]

You did lock Richard's stash before he went to school, didn't you?

 

[Sassafrass]

I sort of unlocked it...

Sorry?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sas...Some doors are meant to be kept closed!

Wait, Richard has a stash?