Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Hm.

Goat?! Goat, where are you?!

 

[Ren3004]

Goat's still trying to set up our communications.


Have you made any progress with Neonbob?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I vote we send an NPC, they're expendable they're just going to get shot up anyway.

What do you think guys?

 

[Lambi]

I like how you think, Sean.
Negative, Ren.

What would you have me do?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I've made him less...well, I killed him.

Sorry bout that, old chap?

 

[Ren3004]

OK, we're sending an NPC to offer them a quest, and when they come out we'll snipe them from a safe distance?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sound plan.

But have we got any long distance rifles?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. *shows rifles*

Aren't they beautiful?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed...

So, bagsy the Springfield?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm just happy to see you.

So, everyone ready?

 

[Sassafrass]

Those were fake?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes, you only didn't notice because you were very, very drunk.


Are you ready to fight!? To die!? FOR FREEDOM!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

To die? No. To fight? Yes.

Wait. How come we're against 50,000 soldiers?

 

[Ren3004]

Don't worry, we'll snipe them.


BOOM, headshot?

 

[Sassafrass]

Maybe...maybe not.

Now's not the time for hitting me, right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*lowers chair* I'll get you later, Sas.

Are we winning?