Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Not much.

But I guess it kicks the emo out of you pretty effectively?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, it does the job well enough.

On a non-emo note, where has everyone vanished off to?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, they're fighting a giant dragon, I think.


Wanna give them a hand?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, I am in a good, dragon slaying sorta mood now.

Bagsy the twin blades?

 

[Ren3004]

I'll take the magic staff of penetration (absolutely NO innuendo intended).

Spoiler: This staff.

Ready?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Yeah, course I am. (Yeah, right you didn't mean anything...)

Shall we ready ourselves for a long, hard ding dong?

[sup]Absolutely intended innuendo.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I hope we don't need to be ready for that.


But still, will you bring the lube?

 

[Sassafrass]

You're asking the wrong guy there.

So, shall we prepare for a quick in and out job?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sure, but still, there's no need to be too rough.

Unless you want it to be?
[sub]Why yes, I was slaying a dragon...
ahem *shuffles in front of furry porn*[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm fine.


Sean! Will you help us slay the dragon?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Another one?

 

[Ren3004]

You've slayed one before?

 

[Sassafrass]

He's a master at 'slaying dragons'.

Am I right?

 

[Ren3004]

If you say so.


So, can your swords penetrate the dragon's thick, throbbing, veins?

 

[Sassafrass]

Naturally.

But answer me this.
How deep can you go before it really hurts?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

You could say I'm an expert of sorts...

Anyone ever gotten dragon "flames" in their eye?

[sub]Ok, I'm not sure how far this will go until I accidentally reveal my sexual expermentation I AM A STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL MAN WHO DOES NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL INTEREST IN OTHER MEN WHATSOEVER, who wants to go and get drunk, smoke cigars and sleep with women?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

No, I can't say I have, Sean.

But you were saying something about something else which has piqued my curiosity?

[sup]Right. *Spins chair around, sits on it* Spill.[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I was talking about smoking cigars and having sex with women.

That is what isnterests you right?
As I said nothing else that could have...

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, that's it.


So, shall we go?

 

[Sassafrass]

Deeper into Sean's past, you mean?