Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[WafflesandBacon]

*Shoots in direction Vaude is pointing*

IS HE DEAD YET?!!?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*throws fire*

...? Bloody badger. Worse than the fox.

Is he gone?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*continues shooting without remorse*

WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?

 

[Sassafrass]

Anything that moves!!!

Like that?! *Points to worm on the ground*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Woah! Careful GG!

The badger is dead?

 

[Sassafrass]

He is also tenderized...

I think it's dead, right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*pokes badger*

yep

soooooooooooooooooooo

who likes bullet ridden badger for dinner?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*nudges with foot* Why not?

...Um. Victory?

 

[Sassafrass]

As long as you remove the bullets, I'll try anything once.

What about you, Vee?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*starts picking out bullets*

it's already tenderized so that's one step out

you guys like tender meat right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sure thing. [sup]I need to stop typing that.[/sup]

Meat is meat, yeah?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yessir.

Can I help, GG?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes you can

can you string up the carcase over a fire?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*salutes* Yessir!

*grabs badger and goes so*

How does badger even taste?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

tenderized?
really good actually

non tenderized?

have you ever attempted to eat leather?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, I have during my druggie phrase.

Taste's like beef, ya know?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Seriously?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well then Sas that is weird
anyways Badger tastes like tough rabbit

did you actually eat leather?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah.

Or was it the back end of a live cow?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Bloody ninja.

I don't know?

Isn't leather meant for non-eating though?