Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

No I did not

I stole Lycan's cookies
which had pot in them
I will not do it again

anymore questions?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Did you ever read the results from this test a while back? *pulls envelope out of shirt and skids it across table*

Also, I bloody hate being serious you know that?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

No I have not Vaudess
and I like serious Vaudess
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*GG reads results*
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Vaudess I am too freaked out to register what it says on this page

can you read it out?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*undoes tie a little*
Really? I prefer usual me. I only need to do the serious look rarely.

*takes papers*
...The hell? How come they're blank?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you're holding them backwards

you know that right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Hush you. *turns them around*

...? Huh.
Does a tick mean what I think it means...?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I believe it does Vaudess
*GG stands up and walks over*

are you going to be okay?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm confused. But I'll be fine, I think. *studies papers*

Been through worse, eh? *looks up and smiles*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

besides finding out that you possibly made your own son try to kill himself from "you" induced depression?

sorry I can't hold things like that in under the serum

so your scouts mother?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess so...? Or at least until there's a retest.

Isn't shock awesome?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it is
we might want to get you to flat ground I think

Scout's mother.......................also spy

THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is irony right?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It might be? *ponders before standing and landing flat on face*

Yeah. I might not be okay?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*helps Vaudess up*
you just hold on to me okay?

and we'll sort it out eh?

like how did you have a kid and not know it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*holds onto*
I'm guessing I repressed it? Or something like that?

Or the test is wrong?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Well let me ask you this:
is the Rum on my breath that noticeable because I would have never been this calm otherwise.
also

what would you prefer Vaudess?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not that noticeable? How much have you had?

...I'm not sure really...*thinks*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you think hard missy
I got to finish this rum
*downs flask*

....................ttttttttthhhhhhhhhere we go

and that's the numbness I needed

how about you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Gimme some? *takes flask*

What rum is this? *drinks some*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I call it "GG's special I just found out I'm a parent" Rum

like it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Woah. It's like I've been hit with a ton of bricks. I need this more often.

Do you have any others? Like GG's 'congratulations you're getting a divorce' rum?