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Guitar Gamer

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No I'm sitting here with my dad and his girlfriend
and her daughter
and I wouldn't torture/kill any of them

so I'm screwed
cause I can't get screwed
for no real reason

what?
 

Ren3004

In an unsuspicious cabin
Jul 22, 2009
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*Sound of front door opening*

Guys?

Anybody home?

*gets to the kitchen*


On dear.... oh dear...

Why are you all passed out in the kitchen floor? And why is there a walrus in here?


*backs away slowly*
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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No, I'm fine. It takes more than that to bring me down.


So, big party last night?
 

Guitar Gamer

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Not really
I forgot the side effects of my own booze brand

want some "GG's special so your alone with some dude but want to drink away any social awkwardness that might come along due to you both not interested in teh slightest bit in eachother but your kinda like friends so like what the hell man? booze"?
 

Ren3004

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Jul 22, 2009
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OK, but before we drink that and fall unconscious...


WHY IS THERE A FUCKING WALRUS IN HERE?

 

Guitar Gamer

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personelly I tend to not question the order of things
......................so can we call it professor walrus like from Unforgotten realms?
 

Guitar Gamer

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*sigh* okay

come on Professor walrus Ren doesn't think your good enough for us
*GG ushers Walrus out*

now where were you?
 

Ren3004

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We were going to drink something.

And thanks for that, I have kind of a trauma because of walruses.

So, pour me a glass?
 

Guitar Gamer

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Alright
some side effects may happen
rest assured they are all simply how you grasp reality and polotics nothing else

*GG pours mug*

and I made sure it doesn't taste like paint thinner vodka!

isn't that great?
 

Guitar Gamer

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It's the cheerleader tears that add sweetness
you wouldn't believe how gullable they are
one mention about their weight and they are SOBBING!
the Jocks are the problem
good thing I always carry ol' shooty with me
*pets revolver*

just don't go overboard okay?
*downs mug*