Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.
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No problem, Mr. Gamer.*opens up Apartment door and goes to home bar*
Make yourselves at home?
Will do. Considering I technically lived here once too.
Make yourselves at home?
Will do. Considering I technically lived here once too.
*GG sits back*
lets see here..........................Vaudess..............Vaudess.............I remember!
you got that Brandy Vincent?
lets see here..........................Vaudess..............Vaudess.............I remember!
you got that Brandy Vincent?
Why thank you Sassafrass. *hands Scotch and Brandy out* *Gives Vaude a glass of Daiquiri with a crazy straw*
...You're an unfunny Bastard you know that? *removes straw and sits on GG's shoulder*
Really? I thought I was rather funny. Anyway, proceed Mr. Gamer?
...You're an unfunny Bastard you know that? *removes straw and sits on GG's shoulder*
Really? I thought I was rather funny. Anyway, proceed Mr. Gamer?
please Vincent call me GG
Well it all started with me being a twisted douche
you following me?
I hope so anyways Vaudess showed the signs of kidney failure so I offered a free liver operation with my basic medical training (ah heh heh)
anyways I give her a transplant but I notice her anatomy isn't quite what I studied for a few weeks so I decided to see what her apparent "Liver o' steel" was all about so I did what any psycho would.
SCIENCE!
I took a look at her liver and you'll never guess what I found?
Well it all started with me being a twisted douche
you following me?
I hope so anyways Vaudess showed the signs of kidney failure so I offered a free liver operation with my basic medical training (ah heh heh)
anyways I give her a transplant but I notice her anatomy isn't quite what I studied for a few weeks so I decided to see what her apparent "Liver o' steel" was all about so I did what any psycho would.
SCIENCE!
I took a look at her liver and you'll never guess what I found?
You know you'd be dead if I was serious about that Vaudess
I am a trained doctor
anyways.
Turns out instead of a liver she has a god dam BLACK HOLE! heh heh go figure
do I thought about it. A black hole is a singularity right?
theoretically capable of infinite gravity meaning it could hold a infinite amount of mass.
And since the Universe could possibly still be expanding it has infinite mass.
So I could assume the black hole had the entire universe in it so it was full so it didn't suck up Vaudess (gah innuendo senses............tingling).
Therefor we can conclude that Vaudess had the entire universe inside of her (INNUENDO"S AT CRITICAL CAPACITY) with the whole universe inside of her Vaudess IS the universe
and that to me sounds a lot like A GOD making your dear Sister Vincent GOD.
well a Goddess technically but all goddesses have names and since "Vaudevillian" is too long I just removed the "Villian" part and realized that some name cut and paste would make "Vaudess" which has quite a nice ring to it that's her nickname from me.
so, what do you think?
*GG sips some brandy*
I am a trained doctor
anyways.
Turns out instead of a liver she has a god dam BLACK HOLE! heh heh go figure
do I thought about it. A black hole is a singularity right?
theoretically capable of infinite gravity meaning it could hold a infinite amount of mass.
And since the Universe could possibly still be expanding it has infinite mass.
So I could assume the black hole had the entire universe in it so it was full so it didn't suck up Vaudess (gah innuendo senses............tingling).
Therefor we can conclude that Vaudess had the entire universe inside of her (INNUENDO"S AT CRITICAL CAPACITY) with the whole universe inside of her Vaudess IS the universe
and that to me sounds a lot like A GOD making your dear Sister Vincent GOD.
well a Goddess technically but all goddesses have names and since "Vaudevillian" is too long I just removed the "Villian" part and realized that some name cut and paste would make "Vaudess" which has quite a nice ring to it that's her nickname from me.
so, what do you think?
*GG sips some brandy*
...Well, I'll be damned. *laughs heavily*
Vaudevillian, A Goddess? I highly doubt that-
I swear to myself Vincent, If I am God, you're getting your ass smited!
Hey let me finish, dear sister. Although I don't see it, I must admit, you having a blackhole in your body does make it a lot less skeptical. [sub]*cough* Still don't believe it. *cough*[/sub]
Although, I honestly can't imagine you as a Goddess?
Vaudevillian, A Goddess? I highly doubt that-
I swear to myself Vincent, If I am God, you're getting your ass smited!
Hey let me finish, dear sister. Although I don't see it, I must admit, you having a blackhole in your body does make it a lot less skeptical. [sub]*cough* Still don't believe it. *cough*[/sub]
Although, I honestly can't imagine you as a Goddess?
Well Vincent I guess YOU........................wait a second I didn't say anything please ignore me
please?
please?
I have no idea what to say to this revelation...
*Downs Scotch?*
[sup]Vee, give GG his crown.[/sup]
*Downs Scotch?*
[sup]Vee, give GG his crown.[/sup]
Don't worry Sas. I'm probably not. *reassuring pat*
*turns to GG* Please? A God? I've already got a God complex, I don't need the literal feeling of Godhood now do I?
[sub] *eats crown* What crown?[/sub]
*turns to GG* Please? A God? I've already got a God complex, I don't need the literal feeling of Godhood now do I?
[sub] *eats crown* What crown?[/sub]
Yeah but still, Vee.
Still shocking, no?
[sup]...I made that just for you! *Mega-depression. Or it may just be emo*[/sup]
Still shocking, no?
[sup]...I made that just for you! *Mega-depression. Or it may just be emo*[/sup]
Hey bud I ain't saying I'm a physicist but I'm only going with me logic
what's your reasoning for Vaudess's black hole Liver?
[sup]awwwwwww I wanted a crown[/sup]
what's your reasoning for Vaudess's black hole Liver?
[sup]awwwwwww I wanted a crown[/sup]
*lights up another cigarette* What's to say? I don't know myself.
Veteran's are born with these kind of things. I myself took a bullet to the heart and I'm still alive, no?
I guess so, Sas. *shrugs*
[sub] ...I didn't eat the real one...*Sighs**brings out real ninja-crown* [/sub]
Veteran's are born with these kind of things. I myself took a bullet to the heart and I'm still alive, no?
I guess so, Sas. *shrugs*
[sub] ...I didn't eat the real one...*Sighs**brings out real ninja-crown* [/sub]
[sup]hold on one more ninja[/sup]
I guess so Vincent, I guess so
*GG downs Brandy*
now do you want to know Vaudess's ACTUAL stripper name?
I guess so Vincent, I guess so
*GG downs Brandy*
now do you want to know Vaudess's ACTUAL stripper name?
...She won't kill us for finding out?
[sup]AHA! I have broken the chain!
And what was that other crown made off then, Vee?[/sup]
[sup]AHA! I have broken the chain!
And what was that other crown made off then, Vee?[/sup]