Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG gets stabbed in the stomach by the Elite Bouncer but is relatively unharmed due to it's drill not working, he uses the second it spends confused to break the arm and drive his own drill through it's head*

"er..............................everything?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Finishes Rosie before moving onto another one* Everything.

Hey. It can't be that bad. It's only one of them?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Picks up rock* Yeah.
 
I mean what's the worst thing that can happen? *Throws rock at Splicer*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*beneath GG's helmet he has a look of utter awkwardness before turning a little red with embarrassment*

"Well then I'll be happy to fight and/or die with you Vincent"
*GG rushes forward and tackles another Feral Rosie*

"what the hell is drawing them here?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Just fight. If Vaudevillian knew I let you die, She'd hurt me....She's my younger sister and I'm actually afraid of her at times.
As for what's drawing them here...*Shoots Rosie with crossbow* Either you or her.

*throws another one* OI?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Well I wasn't the popular Big Daddy that's for sure"
*GG rips the Rivet gun out of the Rosie's hands and shot it repetitively through it's helmet window*

"I gotta ask Vincent..........................why stay?"

 

[Sassafrass]

That seems to have got it's attention.
*Cracks neck*
You may wanna stand back a bit, M'kay?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Alas, there are many reasons why.
Which would you like?

*slides into hideyhole*
I gotta see this! Be careful eh?

 

[Sassafrass]

Of course I will be.
*Cracks all bones in my body*
I'm not labelled crazy for nothin', ya know?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"I got all the time in the world Vincent"
*GG shoots several more Rivets at the approaching 10 Feral Big Daddies*

"Maybe you'd like to say 'em quick?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Leaps onto ceiling and unloads Electric bullets on all of them*
I live here- I gotta protect my home, I love the prospect of killing ferals like this, I can't just leave you to fight alone as I'm not that much of a heartless bastard, You've made my sister too happy-...

Hannibal, Hannibal he's our man, if he can't do it no one can!?

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks for the confidence boost. Heh. This should be a cake walk.
*Attacks Splicer, gets forced back*
Whoa...why did no one warn me they are vicious bastards?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*GG gets another Rivet to the chest*

"*cough* I know you can't *cough* be bad....................Vaudess *cough*................she likes yeh enough *cough*"
*GG pulls out the rivet*

"Oh Christ that hurt"
*GG revs his drill and charges the next Rosie with it held in front of him*

"yeh think you can take me rosie?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I should think so...heh. Even if she doesn't visit. Ever.
C'mon GG! We'll finish this. *ignites hand and burns the ferals*

Um. I thought that was a given? *climbs out of hidey hole*

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey, it's my first visit here.
*Ducks behind Splicer and snaps it's neck*
How was I supposed to know?

[sup]I will kill my internet connection the same damn way if it doesn't behave.[/sup]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

*a flaming (literally) Bouncer charges GG knocking him into a window..........................it cracks and water starts to squirt through*

"Your dam right I'm finished Vincent, get out of here I'm ending this now"
*GG shoves his drill into the Bouncer and slams him into the glass*

"unless you think yourself a good swimmer maybe?"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm a fucking fantastic swimmer. Meet up with us and I'll fix you up. Where do you think Vaudevillian learnt her stuff from? *salutes before running off*

Well. That's true.
You're pretty good at killing them, y'know? *Splicer hook suddenly wraps around neck* Damn.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah crap. Not today, dickhead!
*Grabs Splicer, removes hook from round Vee's neck and proceeds to break it;s arms and legs*
You alright, Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*coughs* That's not me.
And indeed it is.

...How'd you get here?