Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SeanTheSheep]

I think he's going to get something that combines the two!

Stop him! Before he renders our unique gifts obsolete!

Hello?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*drops from ceiling* Hello?

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh, hey Vee.

Back on the ceiling, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup. I kinda drift off and I always end up on the ceiling.

Maybe I should consult a doctor?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

But the roof is gone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh I fixed that. Ren had the right idea about the starry sky look though.

Guess you didn't notice?

 

[Sassafrass]

I replaced it when it went a bit quiet.

M'kay, Sean?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I think I was eating or cooking or hosting.

What did we fix it with?

 

[Ren3004]

Duct tape.


Can anyone ever repay the creators of duct tape?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Never.

Who invented duct tape anyway?

 

[Ren3004]

It was the dwarves of Middle Earth, in the depths of the mines of Moria.

You know what they have awoken in those mines where they have dug too greedily and too deeply?

 

[Sassafrass]

Keanu Reeves?

And he wiped them all out, yeah?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a massacre... the few that escaped ambushed Reeves and, as revenge, paralyzed his facial expression muscles.


Adequate punishment?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why did they do that?

Weren't they always paralysed?

 

[Ren3004]

Apparently not.


So, that is how Keanu Reeves was born?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah...

Is there any way to kill it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Keanu? Fire? Lots of it?

 

[Ren3004]

Old age?
[sub]Start countdown?[/sub]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I vote fire.

Fire and bullets and a nuke or 14.3?

 

[Sassafrass]

I like Vee's idea the best.

As fire is, ya know? Awesome?

[sup]Damn you, ninja Sean![/sup]