Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

*Grabs Keanu's legs*

Hand me the rope?

 

[Ren3004]

*throws rope*


Kill it with fire?

 

[Lambi]

No. We torture him, then kill him.

Got it?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, that'd be too simple. *Evil smile*

Take him back to Vee's basement, maybe?

[sup]Dammit, Lambi![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, I like that plan!


Can I put a smile on his face?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course. *grins*

No problem with me? I'll get the transport?

 

[Ren3004]

Let's go?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is limousine okay? We'll put him in the Iron Maiden style trunk?

 

[Ren3004]

*opens trunk*?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*looks in*

...What the...?

 

[Sassafrass]

What?

What is it?

 

[Ren3004]

There's a... dead walrus there?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That's...disturbing.

Wonder who has been taking my car for joyride?

 

[Ren3004]

Not me! I hate walruses!

Have you ever wondered why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I do a little?

Why do you hate them, Ren?

 

[Ren3004]

Backstory time!
One night... I went to bed. And when I woke up, there was a walrus lying next to me and... and Steve was just there laughing... I was never really the same...


Terrifying story, no?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You poor thing!

Steve's sense of humor worries me sometimes, you know that?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, actually.

Why was the walrus there?

 

[Ren3004]

Steve wanted to... prank me...

He's not all... bad, you know?

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, he seems like a good guy.

So...*Bundles Reeves into boot* looking forward to Vee's 20K post?