Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

Nah, sheep are weirder.

But aren't we heading off track here?

[sup]Ninja'd again.
This is only going to go well.[/sup]

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Welllll...
You see, it's a long story, but it ends up as the whales got sent to mars, and I never saw my mother again.

OK?

 

[Ren3004]

Oh, what is this, Backstory Day?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

No, just why we can't cut it with knives/machetes/katanas etc.

OK?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why?!

 

[Ren3004]

Well, kindness won't cut the cake...

So, what can we do?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Chainsaw?! *Revs up chainsaw*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Use our razor sharp wits?

 

[Ren3004]

Good idea.


Oh, wait! Vee didn't blow out the candles, did she?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Aw we have to wait till she does?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, can't we start beating Keanu Reeves while we wait?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh right!

*blows out candles and makes a wish*?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, yeah!

It is her party and cake, right?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Umm I hope so.

Right?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, time to cut the cake?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Indeed it is.

Then Keanu-Reeves-beating-themed party games and lots of booze?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hell yea!

Wanna try my new product from the Bacon Labs?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Sounds good

Will there be musical beatings?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Of course. but first- *in one move of the wrist, cuts cake into many individual pieces*

Dig in? *smiles*

 

[Sassafrass]

Thanks!
*Takes a bite of cake*

Mmm! This is good, right?