Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah I like French toast!

Do you like pancakes?

 

[SteakHeart]

No.

That really killed it, huh?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Definitely.

Vaude you set it up so I'd get locked in that wine cellar didn't you? Took me forever to get out, lost the key when I was inside and everything.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh sorry Monkey! I forgot to tell you about the door, it had a timer to keep burglars out too and the key has the ability to return to me.

So where's the stain?

 

[SteakHeart]

On your bra.

How the hell did it get there?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

my bad....

you want to know how that stain got there

 

[Pm0n3y]

I already know. I'm the one that made the stain after all.

Who's your daddy?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Not you.

What the hell did Pm0n3y do to make that stain?

 

[SteakHeart]

You really don't want to know.

Who's your great-great-great-granduncle's cousin's son's neice's friend's mom?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Her? Oh she's a *****. We don't talk anymore.

Is it wrong of me to want to burn this entire outfit now or at least bleach it until it feels clean again?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not at all.

But what shall you do now that you urned your last set of clothes?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Not for me to decide.

Should I go get some new clothes for Vaude?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes! Thank you. Now i don't need to make a dress out of curtains.

So, what he picked doesn't look too bad right?

 

[Pm0n3y]

No, it looks horrible. Take it off.

Who wants to see Vaude undress?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, especially after what you did to her bra.

How did you even do that without her noticing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Need i remind you that i've been unconscious?

When will Monkey get here?

 

[SteakHeart]

In time, everyone will be here.

Do I need to ask what we should do now that we're alone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...You could.

Will i need my drink beforehand?

 

[Metric Monkey]

No. I'm here.

I never notice there's a new page to a thread. Why do you think that is?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it's because the world hates you
are you surprised that I am back?