Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Sassafrass]

*Search pockets* Hey...

Was that my wallet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope. This one is yours. *pulls out another wallet and hands it back*

...Sorry? I wanted to see the pictures.

 

[Sassafrass]

I always forgive you for some re--

What pictures? *Opens wallet to look at them*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

See? *points*

 

[Lambi]

Let me see...
Wait a minute, this is my wallet!

Give it back?

 

[Sassafrass]

...I don't remember those being taken.

Do you know anything about these?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. That was yours Lambi?

Tell us about the pictures?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, it's when me and my girlfriend went to the beach.

See?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah. She's pretty.

Don't you keep photo's in your wallet, Sas? *brings out own wallet*

 

[Sassafrass]

Nah, I haven't really felt the need for them.

M'kay? *Downs Scotch*

[sup]GAH!!! NINJA'S![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Really? *Raises eyebrow*

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, I'm not one for the picture-y stuff.

I think, what's the point?

 

[Lambi]

Keep memories in your pocket?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know? So you can look back and laugh.

See Sas, look, there's one of you there? *gestures to picture*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Oh yeah.

How long ago was that taken?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A few months ago.

It's a good photo right?

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, I spose it is.

But who is that guy there? *Points to guy in background of photo, looking at me*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, that guy was stalking me for a while.

See the look of hate? He was a jealous bugger.

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah yeah. Now I see it.

What happened to him anyway?

 

[Lambi]

I ate him.

Is that not the correct thing to do?